Dish Wars

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Rei is in the middle of a battle.

Kozoumaru: *stares*

Rei: *stares back*

Kozoumaru: who blinks will wash the dishes, right?

Rei: YES.

Kozoumaru: I'm not letting myself wash the dishes.

Rei: Me nei-

Asuto: YOLO!

Hiura: Shh!

Mansaku: *slightly washing the dishes*

Goujin: DON'T WASH THEM!

Mansaku: but I'm on duty today-

Goujin: JUST STOP!

Rei: *finger gunz on Kozoumaru's eyes* BANG-

Kozoumaru: *almost blinked but didn't blink-* DAMMIT REI STOP!

Rei: Street rules, man!

Kozoumaru: stop using vines in this.

Rei: annoyed, are we?

Kozoumaru: tch.

(Who would win?)

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