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Allisun is now online

Allisun changed their name to Child

Child changed Mark's nickname to Dad 1

Child changed Sean's name to Dad 2

Child changed Wade's name to Homeless Dude

Child changed Bob's name to Uncle

Child changed Austin's name to New Kid

Dad 2 is now online

Dad 2: we're all right here, you know

Child: I know, I just don't want to talk

Uncle is now online

Uncle: oh god no not these names again

Child: Oh God yes these names again

Uncle: hey alli, they're having a karaoke night here!

Child: No. I'm not doing it

Uncle: wow you're mean

Dad 1 is now online

Dad 1: WE'RE LITERALLY ALL RIGHT HERE SO PUT YOUR GODDAMN PHONES DOWN AND START TALKING

Dad 1 is now offline

New Kid is now online

New Kid: Someone's on their period

New Kid is now offline

Uncle: whale then

Child: How fucking dare, that's my catchphrase

Uncle: mine now :p

Uncle is now offline

Child: Fuck you then

Child is now offline

Dad 2 is now offline

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