Drarry Oneshots

Stop Stalking Me!

"Harry don't you think you're obsession with Malfoy is getting slightly out of hand?" Hermione questioned one morning, leaning forwards slightly in an attempt to get Harry to pay attention.

Unfortunately his eyes seemed to be glued to the Marauders Map- or rather a specific person on it.

"Harry." Hermione said, glancing at Ron annoyed.

"Sorry Hermione I was watching Malfoy on the Marauders Ma- oh shit! he's coming in!" Harry looked up, shifting in his chair, when his eyes suddenly fell on his friends "act natural! talk about homework or something!" he rambled, craning his neck to look past Ron at the entrance.

He shifted in his seat slightly "Ron, move slightly to the left your blocking my view!"

Ron groaned but did as requested.

"Not even a thank you."

Hermione exchanged a nervous glance with Ron.

"Shit- oh shit he's here guys! Now he is walking towards the Slytheri- oh fucking shit- shit- shit!"

Hermione turned around in her chair and was surprised to see that Malfoy was actually walking towards them, something strange in his eyes.

"Merlin," Harry squirmed in his chair, looking around nervously, "what do I do- he is looking at me, oh fucking shit."

Ron watched Harry, slightly amused.

"Potter." A voice suddenly growled from behind Ron.

Harry tensed up slightly, but all his nervousness from just moments before seemed to suddenly leave (he just covered it really well, he was shitting himself internally).

Both Ron and Hermione were slightly impressed with Harry's self control and both exchanged impressed glances.

"Malfoy." Harry mumbled cooly.

They stared at each other, Malfoy's face seemingly contorting into anger.

"Why the fuck are you stalking me!" He finally bursted.

Harry was slightly taken aback, and most people at the Gryffindor table seemed to stop what they were doing to watch the scenario in front of them unfold.

"I am not stalking you." Harry protested, crossing his arms.

"Do you really expect me to believe that! You always are where I am!" Malfoy fumed.

"Maybe you're following me!" Harry said standing up and leaning over the table, his hands firmly planted on either side of his long forgotten plate, trying to seem intimidating.

Malfoy glared leaning forward to "Don't try to put this on me." his hands slammed down on the table, causing Ron to jump slightly.

They both glared, daring each other to say something when suddenly the tension was cut by someone unexpected.

"Ugh, just kiss already." Hermione mumbled, rolling her eyes and resting her head on the palm of her hand.

"What!"

"What!"

They jumped away from each other, trying to cover up their embarrassment with disgust, but to nearly anyone the warm blush that covered their cheeks was undeniable.

"I said just kiss already."

Harry spluttered "I do not want to kiss Malfoy!"

"Mhm." Hermione hummed.

"I don't!"

"Ok."

"Stop it!"

"Stop what?" Hermione questioned innocently

Harry threw his arms up in defeat, only now aware of all the eyes staring at him.

"I- I'm not going to take this! Goodbye!" Harry spluttered, stumbling out of the great hall.

Just before he closed the door he made eye contact with Draco, both of them silently agreeing to something.

The door fell shut.

Now that Harry was gone everyone stared at Malfoy expectedly.

"Ugh! What are you guys staring at! I dont have to take this either!" He said, stalking out of the great hall quickly, the door slamming shut causing a small echo.

Silence followed in the great hall, some exchanging surprised or amused glances, when suddenly everyone burst out in laughter.

"Told you so." Hermione chuckled.

"I feel sick." Ron mumbled, eyes wide.

Yall i feel like Ron would support them but be really weirded out by Malfoy, especially seeing him as Harrys bf, so he always kinda feels sick landkandos. but he still awkwardly supports them and tries to make really weird awkward small talk with Draco.

Anyway i want coffee.