“He died th-the.....h-he’s fucking dead!Damon!”
“Yeah?”
“We need to get a dog, there's no other way come on grab your keys let's go....let's go!”
“Don’t you ever get tired? That's the third animal you've asked me to get,” he says laying his head on his hands
“And yet I'm still animalless yo-you you......you fucking dicknana,” I say also covering my face with my hands
What the hell am I saying?
“What’s a dickn—,”
“Firstly it's you and secondly you my friend have no right to question what I just said,” I quickly answer and cross my hands over my chest, my boob filled chest.
More like flat.......
“Firstly I'm not your friend and secondly they don't allow animals here,” he says looking up at me whose standing right infront of him
If I'm not his friend then what am I..........his wife? okay no how about girlfriend? He hasn't asked me so that's another no. I guess for now I'm single but taken, not taken taken just singlaken.
Okay I have a serious problem
“Oh okay so what I'm hearing is die animals die cause Damon apparently doesn't have a heart now,” I say walking towards the bathroom
After I'm done with my monkey business I head back towards Damon who is already walking towards me
“What? did you come to busk in my—,”
“Shooo,” he quickly cuts me off by hungrily placing his lips on mine
How dare he get me horny when he knows I can't have sex right now.
He shoves me against a near by wall while kissing me mercilessly holding my cheek with only a fraction of his fingers lost in my hair.
As he continues to kiss me one hand goes under the hoodie I'm wearing grabbing onto my boob. I moan into him as he squeezes it lightly.
He pulls away but not too much just enough for me to still feel his lips on mine but also for him to talk properly. Our breath mingles together as we try to catch our breaths.
He lets go of my boob taking his hand out before running his thumb across my bottom lip.
He pecks my lips again before asking,“Pizza?” as if on cue the door opens and by the voices I already know it's the guys
“Oooooh live porn now that's a proper gift Connor,”
“Hey! I gave her a pretty brooch,” he defends
“And what happened after you it gave her,”
“She threw it at my face,” he mumbles but we all hear him
“Exactly,” Josh says sitting down with a box of pizza in hand,“Are y'all going to continue or?”
“Fuck off,” Damon replies grabbing a pizza box from Tyler who looks like he's angry at something
“Oh yeah party this Friday,”
“I’m not coming,”
“I’m not coming,” Damon and I say at the same time
“Date?” Adam asks as Drew hands each of the guys a bottle of a alcohol purposely ignoring me.
As me glaring at him finally becomes unbearable he explains,“Aren’t girls not supposed to drink whi—,”
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Roommates with the dickhead
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