*queenshuri has joined the chat
*queenshuri has changed QueenNat to natqueen
*queenshuri has changed OldMan to oldman
*queenshuri has changed GoatGuy to goatguy
*queenshuri has changed HammerGuy to hammerguy
*queenshuri has changed Birdbrain to birdbrain
*queenshuri has changed Bagheera to bagheera
*queenshuri has changed ScienceGuy to scienceguy
*queenshuri has changed WizardWanda to queenwanda
*queenshuri has changed RedGuy to redit
*Irondad, oldman, goatguy, natqueen, arrowguy, queenwanda, birdbrain, bagheera, and hammerguy have entered the chat
goatguy: Shuri what are you doing
queenshuri: being aesthetic
*queenshuri has changed chat name to aesthetic avengers
Irondad: Why hasn't mine changed?
queenshuri: i'll change yours when you've been allowed to join the aesthetic cult
arrowguy: why is queen after Nat now?
queenshuri: because nat is better than any queen
natqueen: hell yeah i am
queenwanda: i don't know if i deserve to be a queen
queenshuri: wanda if anyone in this chat deserves to be a queen it's you
queenshuri: your a badass and will be a hella great queen
queenwanda: :)
redit: this is an interesting name
Irondad: Shuri, Vision is not an it
redit: It is fine, I would classify myself as an "it"
redit: I also love how it relates to one of my favorite websites
queenshuri: omfg vision is on reddit
queenshuri: peter get your ass in here
*spideyson has joined the chat
spideyson: i heard vision is on reddit and came as fast as i could
Irondad: not going to even ask
*Irondad has left the chat
spideyson: i think my new sense is knowing if someone is on reddit
spideyson: it's awesome
queenshuri: no peter don't fall down the hole that is reddit
queenshuri: jk i've already fallen in that hole come join me we got lots of depressed gen z teens
spideyson: shuri I'm the president of that hole
queenshuri: omg really? i've been the queen
spideyson: omg we can rule together :)
queenshuri: hell yeah :)
redit: that is what humans would call adorable
queenwanda: i agree
queenshuri: omg a robot and a queen just called us cute peter
spideyson: :()
queenshuri: peters in shock
oldman: how can you get that from ":()"
queenshuri: i know my bestie, he's in shock
queenshuri: stark your son is in trouble
*Irondad had entered the chat
Irondad: WHATS WRONG WITH PETER
Irondad: Sorry accidentally had my capitalization on
Irondad: What's wrong with Peter?
queenshuri: wanda and vison called us adorable, and he went into shock
queenshuri: oh god now i'm in sho
Irondad: Shuri?
goatguy: great we lost shuri now
bagheera: i'll go check on her
oldman: is anyone checking on Peter?
queenwanda: i'm sorry i caused this
redit: me as well
spideyson: i'm here and okay
spideyson: and don't apologize wanda and vision, it isn't your fault
queenshuri: i'm okay now too
queenshuri: and what peter said, you guys are icons don't feel bad <3
queenwanda: :)
redit: :)
goatguy: what happened?
queenshuri: brother found me and showed me reddit memes that brought me back to life
spideyson: mr. stark came to my home and revived me
Irondad: I wouldn't say revived, you just were sitting on the bed and screaming
Irondad: I just gave you some food so you'd shut up
Irondad: And you know you don't have to call me that anymore
Irondad: Unless you're more comfortable with it
spideyson: first off, you gave me chicken nuggets
queenshuri: okay that's good parenting there
spideyson: second, yes you did revive me since i was on the verge of dying of fanboyism and losing my voice but you saved me
spideyson: third, okay
spideyson: dad
Irondad: 😃
queenshuri: OKAY I NEED REVIVED AGAIN HOLY FUCK THAT WAS ADORABLE
queenshuri: also stark you've proved yourself worthy
Irondad: Of what exactly?
*queenshuri has changed Irondad to irondad
queenshuri: welcome to the aesthetic avengers
irondad: wow what an honor 🙄
queenshuri: peter teach your father to stop using emojis
queenshuri: especially dad ones
spideyson: no promises
This got a horrible score on Grammarly lol
Also definitely didn't make all the characters want to be aesthetic and type lowercase just because it's a pain in the ass to remember what usernames are capitalized and to have to capitalize everything couldn't be me
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avengers groupchat
HumorA fun story on what would happen if the Avengers had a groupchat. Includes basically all the Avengers and newer members, Irondad, and fun!