SpideySon: IT'S MY PARTY
QueenShuri: AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO
*IronDad, OldMan, GoatGuy, WizardWanda, QueenNat, ScienceGuy, HammerGuy, ArrowGuy, Bagheera, and BirdBrain have entered the chat
QueenShuri: I feel it coming out my throat
SpideySon: Guess I better wash my mouth out with soap
IronDad: Are you guys okay?
QueenShuri: That basic bitch leaves finally
Steve: LANGUAGE!
SpideySon: They call me *breath* CRYBABY
QueenShuri: But I don't FUCKING CARE!!! *cough *cough Steve *cough *cough
OldMan: I can read
QueenShuri: Can you with those old man eyes
QueenShuri: Round and round like a horse on a
SpideySon: CAROUSEL
QueenNat: Oh it's Melanie Martinez
WizardWanda: I love her
QueenShuri: PACIFY HER!!
QueenNat: She's getting on my nerves
WizardWanda: You don't love her
SpideySon: Stop lying with those words
SpideySon: AHAHAH
QueenShuri: ABBBBA
QueenShuri: RUNNING THROUGH THE PARKING LOT
SpideySon: HE CHASED ME AND HE WOULDN'T STOP
GoatGuy: TAG, YOUR IT. TAG, TAG, YOUR IT.
SpideySon: :o
QueenShuri: ALL THE BEST PEOPLE ARE CRAZY
SpideySon: HEY GIRL
QueenShuri: OPEN YOUR WALLS
SpideySon: PLAY WITH YOUR DOLLS
IronDad: What the hell do you guys listen to
QueenShuri: WE'LL BE THE PERFECT FAMILY
SpideySon: WHEN YOU WALK AWAY IS WHEN WE REALLY PLAY
QueenShuri: YOU DON'T HEAR ME SAY
SpideySon: MOM, PLEASE WAKE UP
QueenShuri: DAD'S WITH A SLUT
SpideySon: AND YOUR SON IS SMOKING CANNIBAS
SpideySon: Syrup's is still syrup in a sippy cup
QueenShuri: *Cue pouring noise
QueenShuri: Do you swear you'll stay forever
SpideySon: Even if her face won't stay together
SpideySon: I love everything you do
QueenShuri: When you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do
SpideySon: I wanna ride my bike with you
QueenShuri: Fully undressed no Training Wheels left for you
SpideySon: I'll pull them off for you
QueenShuri: Crybabies forever
SpideySon: I Stan
GoatGuy: Hell yeah
QueenNat: Yup
WizardWanda: Yes
OldMan: I'm so confused at the fact that Bucky understands
GoatGuy: Again, I lived with Shuri
QueenShuri: My awesomeness spread to him
GoatGuy: Whatever makes you sleep better at night
QueenShuri: I don't sleep
SpideySon: That got depressing real fast
QueenShuri: I listen to Melanie
SpideySon: Big mood
QueenShuri: You can have some Milk and Cookies Bucky
*QueenShuri has left the group chat
GoatGuy: Awwww thanks
GoatGuy: Wait.... SHURI!!!!!!
*GoatGuy has left the chat
SpideySon: Lots of poison too
* SpideySon has left the chat
OldMan: Anyone else confused?
IronDad: Yup
ScienceGuy: Yes
QueenNat: No
WizardWanda: No
HammerGuy: Yes
ArrowGuy: Nope
IronDad: How are you not confused Clint?
ArrowGuy: I have a teenage daughter... this is normal to me
BirdBrain: No words
*ArrowGuy, WizardWanda, HammerGuy, QueenNat, ScienceGuy, IronDad, OldMan, BirdBrain, and Bagheera have left chat
So, yes.
I've also kinda just worked Vision out. For now.
Sorry, but Melanie Martinez had to be in this story. Don't be surprised if you see this again with a different artist
Also, I am writing a Melanie Martinez Fanfiction, based off of one of her songs. So, when I publish that, check it out!
And for all you Crybabies out there:
I love you as much as Melanie loves pink
Thanks for reading! :)
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avengers groupchat
الفكاهةA fun story on what would happen if the Avengers had a groupchat. Includes basically all the Avengers and newer members, Irondad, and fun!