PETER WHAT THE HELL!

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Spider-Man Far From Home Spoilers ahead!

*Irondad has entered the chat

IronDad: PETER YOU GET IN THIS CHAT RIGHT NOW

*OldMan, GoatGuy, Birdbrain, ArrowGuy, HammerGuy, QueenShuri, ScienceGuy, Bagheera, and WizardWanda have entered the chat

QueenShuri: What did he do this time

HammerGuy: Is the Son of Spiders in trouble :(

ArrowGuy: Thor, you know how to use emoticons?

HammerGuy: What is the emoti of the cons?

ArrowGuy: These things: :) :(

HammerGuy: Oh yes, the Son Of Spiders And Queen Of Shuri taught me

Birdbrain: Did they teach you anything else?

HammerGuy: Yes, they taught me the 'yeet'

GoatGuy: Really?

OldMan: I don't know what that is, and how do you Buck?

GoatGuy: You forgot I lived with Shuri for awhile, yeet was like the number one word

GoatGuy: But it was hella stupid

QueenShuri: DO NOT DISRESPECT THE POWER OF THE YEET

QueenShuri: I swear if Peter doesn't get here, I will find a way to get to Queens and beat his sorry ass

OldMan: LANGUAGE!

QueenShuri: Oh shut it Steve, this is a battle you won't win

GoatGuy: Shuri's got a point, you don't know how to use a emojis still

OldMan: I do too!

GoatGuy: Really?

OldMan: 👍

GoatGuy: 🙄

OldMan: 😠

GoatGuy: 😂

OldMan: 😠

GoatGuy: 👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻

OldMan: 🥶

GoatGuy: 🤬🖕

QueenShuri: Just get a room you two

OldMan: 😶😶

GoatGuy: 🤢🤮

ArrowGuy: I know we are supposed to be here for Peter, but, ship names anyone?

QueenShuri: Stucky

QueenNat: Simbuck, And Steve I swear if you don't know this movie

ArrowGuy: NAT! How the hell do you do that.

QueenNat: I have my ways

Birdbrain: Starbucks

OldMan: I hate you guys

QueenShuri: STEVE, why do you use such foul language?

GoatGuy: You don't get a goat named after you now Shuri

QueenShuri: YOU WILL NOT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME OR ELSE YOU WILL BE BANISHED!

GoatGuy: Can she do that?

Bagheera: Don't test her, trust me, it won't end well

WizardWanda: I got one... Jeve, because his real name is James

QueenShuri: I love you Wanda

*SpideySon has joined the chat

SpideySon: Is everything alright?

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