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*spideyson has joined the chat

spideyson: i need help

*irondad, queenshuri, oldman, scienceguy, redit, queenwanda, natqueen, arrowguy, frostybitch, and bagheera have joined the chat

irondad: what's wrong are you okay?

spideyson: oh i'm sorry, i meant to just message shuri

queenshuri: ha he didn't want your help stark

irondad: well he's getting it now

irondad: what's up kid?

spideyson: it's fine i'll figure it out

irondad: peter

spideyson: fine

spideyson: i have a date with mj and i want to give her something special but idk what

queenshuri: first off, AWWWWWWWW

queenshuri: second, honestly no clue

irondad: well i haven't even met her yet so i can't help you

queenshuri: i felt the salt in that message

spideyson: i just don't want to overwhelm her with all of you guys

arrowguy: we aren't that overwhelming

*hammerguy has joined the chat

hammerguy: HELLO MIDGARDIANS, I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A PLEASANT DAY

hammerguy: I HAVE BEEN HAVING A NICE DAY SO FAR, BESIDES BEING STABBED BY LOKI BUT WE SORTED THAT OUT

frostybitch: you deserved it

arrowguy: okay we may be a little overwhelming but most of the time we're chill

*birdbrain and goatguy have joined the chat

birdbrain: bucky broke the toaster

goatguy: don't listen to anything sam says

natqueen: you probably should just shut up clint

arrowguy: yeah...

oldman: what happened?

birdbrain: the dumbass pressed the button too hard with his metal arm

goatguy: the toaster wasn't working so i dealt with the problem

birdbrain: you ripped it out of the wall and proceeded to smash it

goatguy: i became a little agitated

birdbrain: then you screamed at it for 5 minutes in english AND russian

goatguy: any normal person does that

birdbrain: then you made vision melt it with his laser thing

goatguy: okay maybe that was a little dramatic but that toaster was asking for it

redit: i was very happy to help

birdbrain: let me make it clear that the language used in berating the toaster would not be approved by Steve

oldman: really Bucky?

goatguy: fuck off steve you used to curse more than me

queenshuri: WAIT HOLD UP HE CURSED MORE THAN YOU HOLY SHIT

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