Elizabeth posted a status
Wow, it's been forever since I've updated- my status, I mean (*cough cough* and more)
Percy: Well, I guess you won that dare then
Elizabeth: And you said I couldn't go a month without Facebook
Percy: Yeah, well, I don't think any of us are going to play truth or dare anytime soon so I had to end it with a bang
Annabeth: I think Will and Nico did that for us
Thalia: Did you... Did you just make a sexual innuendo?
Leo: ... That Will and Nico ended it with a-
Leo: Oh
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Nico posted a status
I hate all of you. One month wasn't long enough.Elizabeth: Hey now, you love us really
Nico: No, I really don't
Elizabeth: Well, I know something you do love
Nico: ...
Elizabeth: Magic *smirks*
Nico: ...
Nico: If you disappear, it's not me
Elizabeth: Of course it is. Who else has the magic to create a disappearing act?
Nico: I still can't believe you guys eavesdropped
Percy: Um, we were playing truth or dare and dared you to go into a bedroom with Will
Percy: How could you not expect us to listen?
Leo: I can't believe you actually used the words "magic in bed"
Thalia: And I can't believe he did actual magic tricks
Will: I just can't believe he actually chose my card
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Annabeth posted a status
Aw, guys, don't tease Nico too muchNico: I'd thank you, but I've been on here long enough to know there's something coming after that
Annabeth: I mean, we all remember the truth you had before this... occurrence
Nico: Oh no
Percy: Oh my god, I'm still not over how he actually said that to Will
Nico: No no no no no
Thalia: What was that again?
Will: He told me to die after sword fighting practice
Nico: ...
Will: In his words: "I don't know how to act around you so you need to die"
Nico: It's still not as bad as playing Scrabble with Annabeth, okay
Percy: *smirks* I don't know, I'd like to try that again
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Annabeth posted a status
*scowls* I'm never playing Scrabble with you again, PercyPercy: Aw, can't take losing a game for once?
Annabeth: You shouldn't have won!
Percy: Well
Percy: I won pretty fairly
Thalia: Oh my gods, do you really want Annabeth to literally flip a table again?
Percy: ... True
Annabeth: Leo put down an "a" and then Piper put down a "n" to make "an"
Annabeth: And then I put down all my letters to make accordant
Annabeth: ACCORDANT
Thalia: Yes, but Percy still put down the winning word
Annabeth: *scowls*
Percy: Hey, don't hate on the adverbs
Elizabeth: I still can't believe you beat Annabeth with "accordantly"
Elizabeth: My heart hurts for her
Leo: The look of shock and betrayal on her face when she saw that though
Annabeth: *glares* Don't even start-
Elizabeth: Whoops, let's end this before anything dramatic happens
fin.
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(A/N): I tried to cover up my month-long absence in the beginning whoops. Honestly, it's spring break, but I don't even know when the next time I can post regularly is. Like I have a ton of work because of the break and NYSSMA All-State's are in less that three weeks and the two weeks after that are AP's and then finals and then it's summer. But I have a job, I'm head of a volunteering organization, and I'm going to be a counselor at a summer camp so adskflahdskf. And college apps! Ahhhh!
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