Edited: August 2, 2016
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Leo has created a group: ATFC
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Leo posted a status
So, who wants to be in ATFC?
Nico: What does that even stand for?
Leo: The Addicted to Facebook Club, duh
Nico: ...
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Percy Jackson posted a status
So apparently I was invited to a group called ATFC? Leo Valdez, did you do this?
Annabeth: I got that notification too
Rachel: Same here, huh
Connor: I think everybody did
Travis: So, who actually accepted it?
**Virtual crickets chirp**
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Leo posted a status
Oh come on guys! It's not like it's a lie that we're addicted to Facebook
Annabeth: Yeah, but still...
Leo: :(
Frank: How long have we been on facebook for?
Leo: Eh, three months? Percy just got one three days ago though
Frank: So why is this all happening now?
Leo: Probably because Percy's here now...
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Jason posted a status
Frank and Hazel might be visiting CHB! Yay!
Piper: Did you just say... yay? With exclamation points?
Jason: Yeah, what about?
Piper: ... Nothing, nothing at all
Jason: Don't judge me, I'm not the person hiding a secret-
Piper: Don't. You. Dare.
Jason: And if I do?
Piper: ... Do you really want to know?
Jason: Errrr, never mind.
Piper: That's what I thought
Leo: **Cough** Whipped **Cough**
Jason: 5...
Leo: 5 what?
Jason: 4...
Piper: Uh, Leo? You should run.
Jason: 3...
Leo: Um, bye!
Leo has logged off
Piper: You never would've done anything would you?
Jason: Nope :P Well, maybe. If he stayed and continued to annoy me...
Frank: So. Many. Notifications.
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Leo Valdez posted a status
I look like a girl...
Jason, Piper, Thalia, and 48 other people like this
Leo: Gee, thanks guys -_-
Hazel: I'm kinda scared to ask, but what happened?
Piper: *smirks*
Hazel: O.o
Leo: Just ask Piper -.-
Piper: He called me Beauty Queen yet again. And he said, "Wow, you really look like a girl for once!" So, I asked my mom how to curse/bless someone with amazingly good looks seeing as how she did it with me when she claimed me. But instead of making him insanely good looks for a guy, I made it for girls.
Aphrodite: No problem ;)
Hazel: Wow... Well, it worked
Piper: I know
Connor: Wait, wait. That girl I thought was new and looked like Leo... Was Leo?
Piper: Yeah, why?
Connor: Oops...
Piper: What??? Tell me!
Leo: Connor thought I was a girl right? And since I'm all hot and stuff he... Well, flirted with me...
Piper: Oh. My. Gods.
Hazel Levesque: ...
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(A/N): 2ND CHAPTER DONE! Dedication goes to Phoebe_Valdez. And since I have no homework, I had plenty of time to get this chapter done, hopefully it's funny enough. Long enough for you guys? So I'll try to hold contests and such, so continue reading author's notes ;)
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