(A/N): Has it really been six weeks? *sweats* Also, in my journey of finding mythology-based pick up lines, I found a beautiful collection that is highly inappropriate but I want to share them so badly... So if you're 15/16+ and want to know, message me. The above is a favorite of mine. Unfortunately. I'm going to Hell for this, I hope you're happy.
Also, most of these are completely rewritten from the last time, so it shouldn't be that repetitive at all.
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Leo posted a status
"I'll be your... Lost hero." With Piper
Piper: *rolls eyes* Try again
Piper: Actually don't
Leo: Too late
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Leo posted a status
"Are you a child of Dionysus? Because I'm getting drunk on love." With Katie
Katie: Um, no... I'm a daughter of Demeter...
Leo: *laughs awkwardly* Oh... In that case...
Leo: Bye and have a nice day!
Katie: You... too...?
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Leo posted a status
"Are you a child of Hades? Because I'm dying to get to know you." With Hazel
Hazel: You're dying!? HEALERS, COME QUICK IT'S AN EMERGENCY
Hazel: LEO DO YOU HAVE YOUR AMBROSIA
Leo: No! Not literally!
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Leo posted a status
"Are you a child of Zeus? Because you're blowing me away." With Thalia
Thalia: Jason's the one with the wind powers... Not me...
Leo: Oh... Well... Um.... Are you a child of Zeus? Because when I see you, sparks fly
Thalia: Leo... It's never going to happen... Besides, I'm into older guys
Apollo: Is centuries older good then!?
Leo: But you're a Hunter, so one day I'll be older that you
Thalia: EXACTLY- I'M A HUNTER, GUYS
Leo: ...
Leo: Are you a hunter of Artemis? Because when I look at you, you make me go buck wild
Artemis: And literally too, if you keep this up
Leo: ... Right, in that case...
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Leo posted a status
"Are you a child of Hermes? Because you stole my heart." With Connor
Connor: Woah dude, I didn't know you were actually into that Coneo stuff
Aphrodite: YES! MONTHS OF PLANNING HAS PAID OFF!
Leo: Wait, I swear I was hacked
Connor: It's okay bro, I'm flattered but I just don't swing that way
Leo: No, I swear I was hacked
Aphrodite: NO YOU WEREN'T, JUST ADMIT YOUR FEELINGS!
Connor: Like I said, it's okay. I still accept you.
Leo: I WAS HACKED LISTEN TO ME
Leo: Besides, I'm telling pick up lines to everyone so doing this shouldn't be that odd...
Travis: ... *snickers*
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Leo posted a status
Are you a son of Apollo? Because you sure light up my day and sound like music to my ears. With Will
Nico: ...
Nico: No
Leo: Well of course it's a no from you- this is for Will
Nico: No
Leo: But-
Nico: No
Will: Nico has spoken
Will: But nice pick up line
Nico: NO
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Leo posted a status
I don't need a golden apple to tell you that you're the fairest. With Piper
Piper: ... Okay, that one was actually decent
Aphrodite: Decent!?
Aphrodite: That was beautiful *wipes away a tear*
Leo: *smirks* I'm good, what can I say?
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(A/N): Well. I posted. Eventually. That counts for something, right?
-Elizabeth
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