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5SOS and Problems With Frazel

Piper posted status
*evil laugh* Times like this I'm ecstatic I'm an Aphrodite child.

Leo: Beauty Queen?

Percy: ...

Frank: Jason? Your girlfriend's scaring me...

Jason: Uh... Pipes? What did you do...?

Piper: Hehe, nothing...

Piper: By the way, I'm cancelling our date.

Jason: Wai- What!? Why!?

Piper: For... reasons...

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Private Group Chat Between Piper, Annabeth, Hazel, and Thalia

Piper: Guess who's charmspeak has come in handy once again?

Thalia: Oh my gods, it was totally, like, Drew, wasn't it?

Piper: Wha- NO!

Thalia: I know, it's called sarcasm

Piper: ... I knew that

Thalia: Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Piper: Do you want to know my amazing news or not?

Annabeth: Uh, before a fight breaks out... What happened?

Thalia: Yes, please enlighten us.

Annabeth: Thalia...

Hazel: You know she's serious when she uses ellipses after a name.

Thalia: *sighs* Fine

Piper: Anyway, you know how my charmspeak works without direct contact?

Annabeth: Yeah...

Piper: Guess who got four backstage passes to a 5SOS concert?

Thalia: Eh, they're not punk rock enough but I'll take it

Annabeth: Hush, the 5SOS fam is unbeatable

Piper: You're welcome. And remember, it's a secret from the boys.

Annabeth: Yeah, okay.

Hazel: Wait, why? And how are we going to leave without Chiron knowing?

Piper: Well, they probably don't want to know we're fangirling over four other guys and Chiron knows, he's having us bring Argus.

Annabeth: Well, at least he looks like a surfer dude and the mortals won't see his 100 eyes, so he'll probably fit in alright

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Annabeth posted a status

Hey Percy, I gotta cancel our plans too.

Percy: Aw, why?

Annabeth: I have to draw some blueprints

Percy: Can I keep you company?

Athena: *may

Percy: ...

Athena: *shrugs* At least use proper grammar

Percy: I'll stick with can. Deal with it.

Athena: Why you impertinent-

Percy: I am impertinent. And I repeat, deal with it.