Annabeth posted a status
Hey Seaweed Brain ;) With Percy
Percy: Yeah Wise Girl?
Annabeth: *sticks tongue out* Kelp Face
Percy: *flicks tongue* Brain Child
Annabeth: *scowls playfully* Fish Boy
Percy: *grins cheekily* Mrs. Jackson
Annabeth: WHAT!?!?
Percy: Nothing *grins*
Annabeth: Percy, don't you dare-
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Percy has logged on
Percy posted a status
You know, Annabeth, I don't really like your name
Annabeth: Excuse me!?
Percy: Your name. Mainly your last name...
Annabeth: *scowls* What's wrong with my last name?
Percy: I don't know, you should change it.
Annabeth: Change it!? To what!?
Percy: Jackson. *walks away*
Percy has logged off
Annabeth: Did you just-
Annabeth: What just happened?
Annabeth: DON'T YOU DARE WALK AWAY.
Annabeth: I SEE YOUR SMIRK. STOP RUNNING AWAY.
Annabeth: COME BACK, YOU LITTLE-
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Percy posted a status
Hey Wise Girl, wanna hear a joke?
Annabeth: Sure...?
Percy: Knock, knock!
Annabeth: Who's there?
Percy: Marry.
Annabeth: Marry who?
Percy: Marry me?
Annabeth: .... PERCY JACKSON, STOP WITH THESE MARRYING JOKES, OR I SWEAR ON THE RIVER STYX-
Percy: You know you love me ;)
Annabeth: *scowls*
Percy: See? You can't deny it
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Annabeth posted a status
Why spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies? Location: Somewhere Under Rome
Harry: ... Dude, that's Ron's line
Ron: You just stole my line
Annabeth: Well it's a legitimate line
Annabeth: Wait a moment...
Annabeth: HARRY POTTER AND RON WEASLEY!? BUT BUT BUT YOU GUYS ARE CHARACTERS IN A BOOK!
Percy: Psst, I think by now you should know that doesn't really matter
Annabeth: Oh my god why is this happening
Nico: No sleep again? Too much school?
Annabeth: I swear-
Harry: Wait a moment- BOOKS!? HARRY POTTER BOOKS!?
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Voldemort posted a status
Kronos couldn't make it today. I am filling his spot. With Percy
Percy: ....
Percy: Do you smell the tension in the air?
Percy: Oh wait- *smirks*
Voldemort: YOU LITTLE- AVADA KEDEVRA
Percy: So you're telling me that you're a wizard?
Voldemort: ... Even Harry isn't this sassy
Voldemort: KRONOS, TAKE HIM BACK!
Gaea: *sighs* We just can't have a decent villain nowadays, can we?
Percy: You do realize you're one of those "not-so-decent villains," right?
Kronos: HAHAHA SAVAGE
Everyone: ...
Annabeth: Did Kronos just use slang...
Thalia: And laugh at Percy's comment...
Nico: About his own mother...
Everyone: ???
Gaea: *raises eyebrow* Excuse me?
Kronos: I mean... How dare you speak to my mother like that!
Gaea: ...
Kronos: ... I love you?
Gaea: ... *is just done*
Gaea has logged off
Kronos: Wait, mother-
Kronos has logged off
Percy: Eh, that's more realistic than before
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Piper posted a status
So uh, what are you going to do with this substitute villain person thing?
Percy: ... Who nose?
Percy: He doesn't, for sure
Annabeth: Oh my god, Elizabeth why
Elizabeth: *smiles sheepishly* Well, I guess I'm making an appearance after all
Nico: Nose puns, really?
Elizabeth: *shrugs* It fits
Percy: I'm just curious... What happens if you get a cold?
Voldemort: ... *sulks* I don't want to talk about it
Voldemort has logged off
Harry: Mate, can you please come to the wizarding world and do that to him in person?
Hermione: YES, COME TO THE WIZARDING WORLD AND LET ME SEE PERCABETH IN PERSON <3
Annabeth: OF COURSE I WILL COME DRACO MALFOY IS THERE <33
Ron: Ferret Boy? Why do you want to see Ferret Boy?
Annabeth: EXCUSE YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE EMOTIONAL RANGE OF A TEASPPON DOESN'T MEAN WE ALL HAVE
Hermione: Exactly! But Malfoy? Really?
Draco: *smirks* They all want me
Annabeth: *faints*
Percy: WHAT, NO!
Nico: Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: Yeah...?
Nico: Go to sleep
Elizabeth: But-
fin.
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(A/N): More Harry Potter will come, don't worry *smirks* I've got some plans. Especially since Harry didn't have his important question answered, now did he? ;)
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-Elizabeth
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