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(A/N): Er, just a warning, there's some... sexual innuendos in this chapter. If you're under 13 or just really innocent please don't ask any questions if you don't understand. Like, I can't really stop you from reading because it's only a couple comments, but... yeah...
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Percy posted a status
Annieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I'm boreddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Leo: How do you even pronounce all the d's in a row like that?
Piper: *sighs* Leo
Jason: Guys, we have more things to be worried about than that
Thalia: *nods* Exactly. Percy being bored means it's the story time chapter
Leo: Wait, what story time- Never mind. I'm not doing this again
Leo has logged off
Thalia: Well, if Leo logged off, that means he still hasn't recovered from last... um, chapter
Jason: Are we really going to have to deal with those damn penguins again?
Percy: I think you mean dam.
Jason: No, I mean damn, with an n.
Percy: ... Never mind
Thalia: Don't worry Percy, I gotchu
Percy: Yay ^.^ But I'm still bored. Wise Girl, entertain me!
Jason: Dude, we just got out of a war...
Annabeth: Just go find a monster to fight or something...
Percy: Every time I go to the forest, I don't find any monsters :'(
Leo: Seriously? Man, I wish I had your luck. Whenever I go to Bunker 9, I need to bring someone.
Grover: You know, there's a reason for it...
Percy: What? Do they not like me? Is that why they don't even try to eat me or whatever?
Grover: Nope, it's because they're scared of you...
Percy: Awww man :( But now I'm bored! Wait, how would you know?
Grover: Because I can understand wild animals and some of the monsters are considered wild animals and I heard their conversations...?
Percy: Oh yeah...
Percy: ...
Percy: I'M STILL BORED!!!!!!!!!! WHY COULDN'T YOU MONSTERS BE SCARED OF SOMEONE
ELSE!?!?
Frank: ... I don't think that's how it works
Percy: Annabeth!?
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Percy: *pouts and whines* Annabef, where are you?
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Elizabeth: CUT! CUT!
Elizabeth: *sighs* I'm going to get scene two ready, might as well just make it flow as if Annabeth wasn't in her place, rather than re-write this thing.
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Elizabeth posted a status
Okay, I got Annabeth. Scene two, take one! And... Action!
Annabeth: All right, I'm here. Yes, Seaweed Brain?
Percy: I want a story, Wise Girl *pouts*
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