Percy posted a status
Hey Nico, can we use your cabin?
Nico: ... Why
Percy: Because it has the most amount of space?
Nico: Um, you're the only one in your cabin, too
Percy: ... Yes, but
Nico: ?
Percy: Well... let's just say that... it was bad enough that I failed cabin inspection
Nico: Wow
Nico: You were worse than the Ares Cabin??
Percy: ... Possibly
Clarisse: What are you trying to say about the Ares Cabin, punks?
Percy: Nothing much
Percy: By context, you should realize that we're just calling the Ares Cabin messy
Clarisse: ... You're spending way too much time with Annabeth
Percy: Well if you couldn't understand what we were insinuating, then I think you should as well
Clarisse: Oh, go to hell
Percy: Been there
Percy: Done that
Percy: Want to try again?
Clarisse: I hope you get sewn into Hades' underpants
Nico: ...
Nico: Wow
Hades: REALLY? AGAIN?
Hades: You demigods discuss my underpants more than anyone ever sees them
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Nico posted a status
Well, now I know more about my father's sex life than I ever wanted to know
Nico: Or rather, lack of
Hades: PERSEPHONE AND I MAINTAIN A TOTALLY HEALTHY SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP OKAY
Hades: JUST BECAUSE DEMETER HERE KEEPS INTERRUPTING WHENEVER THINGS ACTUALLY HEAT UP
Demeter: As if anything could "heat up" in the frozen hell you call home
Demeter: Besides, you need to eat more cereal so you can build the stamina to actually last more than two minutes
Hades: Um, I've had no complaints, so clearly my endurance is plenty long
Demeter: That's not my daughter tells me when she finally comes to me for half the year
Hades: Maybe she's telling you to stop interrupting to shove wheat in our faces so we can actually have something to talk about
Hades: And it is so unfair how you stay with us 24/7 when I'm finally allowed to be with her, so you get to see her anytime of the year, and I still get the 6 months?
Demeter: Oh Hades
Demeter: You always did draw the short end of every deal
Hades: ... Wow
Hades: See, there is a line between being witty and just being an asshole and you just destroyed it as you crossed over
Nico has deleted this post before it could escalate any further
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Percy posted a status
Hey Nico, are you decent?
Nico: Not morally, but I'm wearing pants if that's what you're asking
Percy: ... Wow
Nico: Wait, are you coming over now?
Percy: Um, yeah, we're celebrating Elizabeth's birthday
Nico: First you wake me up at 10am, and now you're telling me I can't go back to sleep?
Nico: It's 10am! That's like, the middle of the night!
Annabeth: You're about 10 hours off there, Nico
Nico: It's still midnight to me
Annabeth: Riiight. Anyway, are you allergic to anything? We're coming up with a food list.
Nico: The entire spectrum of human emotions
Nico: Oh, and pine nuts
Annabeth: ...
fin.
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(A/N): *insert upside down smiley face emoji*
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