Song References, Relationship Meddling, and Sneezes

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Percy posted a status
Hey... Frank?

Frank: Yeah Percy?

Percy: You're a... shape shifter... right?

Frank: Yeah... Why?

Percy: Well, I was just wondering... Whatdoesthefoxsay?

Frank: *blinks* Um, what?

Percy: I said... What does the fox say?

Leo: WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!?!?

Leo: *applauds* Someone give this guy an award.

Jason: That's actually a great idea! Now the world shall know, what the fox really says!

Frank: *looks blankly* Uhhh, I never bothered to check....

Percy: Well? Check now!

Frank: *hold hands up* Okay, okay!

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Percy posted a status
I'm waitinggggg

Jason and Leo like this

Frank: Ummm, I'm not exactly sure how to spell it...

Leo: Dammit Frank! Just tell us already!

Frank: *holds hands up... again* Alright, alright! Meet me in the forest borders.

Annabeth: Guys, it's called a "yip"

Percy: Well maybe we want to actually hear it

Percy has logged off

Nico has logged off

Jason has logged off

Frank has logged off

Thalia: *shakes head* Boys...

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Hazel posted a status
Wait, so if you don't age... You just never grow up? With Thalia

Thalia: Yeah, basically

Leo: YOU CAN JOIN PETER PAN AND THE LOST BOYS AT NEVER LAND!

Thalia: ...

Aphrodite: Why would she spend her immortality with boys when swearing them off is the only reason she is immortal?

Thalia: Yeah... exactly...

Aphrodite: SO I GUESS YOU WON'T BE IMMORTAL FOREVER SORRY

Thalia: Wait wha-

Aphrodite: Ugh, I can't wait to watch your internal struggle as you battle between forbidden love and immortality

Thalia: You know I didn't join the Hunters for immortality ri-

Aphrodite: Oh, it's just so romantic

Thalia: Remember when you said you would stop meddling with my love life after Apollo?

Aphrodite: ...

Aphrodite: No, that doesn't sound like me at all

Leo: WAIT I GOT ANOTHER SONG REFERENCE

Thalia: I give up

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Leo posted a status
HERE'S TO NEVER GROWING UP!!!

Percy: SINGING RADIOHEAD AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS

Piper: WITH THE BOOM BOX BLARING AS WE'RE FALLING IN LOVE- of course I'd get that part

Dakota: GOT A BOTTLE OF KOOL-AID, BUT IT'S GETTING US DRUNK!

Leo: SINGING HERE'S TO NEVER GROWING UP!

Annabeth: Oh my gods, why are you so hyper?

Leo: I'm like a sneeze. I can't be contained.

fin.

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(A/N): Brb, saving that response forever so I can use it in the future. Bonus chapters are back! But it will start after the next update as I am on vacation for the next ten days. I actually wrote this on the airplane. Well, revised since I'm just rewriting some parts. Okay, the plane's descending now qand I'm getting nauseous so bye!

Goals: 385k reads, 6.2 votes

-Elizabeth

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