Candy: *runs up to Bonnie* hey Bonnie!
Bonnie: hey Candy
Candy: Bonnie, do you wanna try this new drink? *waves bottle in Bonnie's face*
Bonnie: why is it pink?
Candy: well...umm...it's...ugh can you just drink it?
Bonnie: umm I'm a robot I can't drink things.
Candy: JUST DRINK IT!!! *shoves the potion into Bonnie's mouth*
Bonnie: Candy! What is wrong with... *eyes turn pink*
Candy: umm Bonnie are you feeling ok?
Bonnie: y-y-yeah
Candy: why are you staring at me like that?
Bonnie: because your beautiful😍
Candy: omg it worked! *jumps into Bonnie's arms*
Bonnie: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
Candy: i love you too
Bonnie takes Candy to the Pirates cove. They open the curtain to find a necked foxy lying on the ground.
Foxy: AHHH!! WHY ARE YE IN HERE?!
Bonnie: we're here to "woo hoo"
Candy: and why are you naked
Foxy: umm....that's....that's none of your business! And you're not going to make babies in my cove!
Bonnie: DON'T TALK TO MY LITTLE CANDY LIKE THAT! *picks up foxy and throws him to the wall*
Foxy: hey! Why you little- *sees that Freddy and Chica are standing right in front of him*
Freddy: *covers Chica's eyes*
MEANWHILE IN PIRATES COVE
Bonnie: ok are you ready?
Candy: yes!
***CENSORED***
2 HOURS LATER
Candy: *wakes up* good morning beautiful
Bonnie: good morning you sexy-
Curtains fly open. Foxy is standing right in front of them and he's still naked, and he has guns.
Foxy: get.out.NOW!!!!! *starts shooting guns in random directions*
Candy and Bonnie run out of pirates cove. They ran into the kitchen. They listen to hear if Foxy is chasing them, but instead they hear Freddy yelling at foxy for shooting guns.
Candy: wow that was a close one huh Bon Bon? Bonnie?
Candy turns around to see Bonnie standing behind him warring an apron and is holding pancakes that's the shape of Candy's head.
Candy: aww did you make those for me?
Bonnie: yes because I love you
Candy: aww thanks❤️
LATER THAT DAY
Candy is trying to scratch his back, but can't reach the itchy spot. Then Bonnie sneaks up behind him and starts scratching the itchy spot.
Candy: oh! Umm thanks Bonnie
Bonnie: no problem my love *disappears into the shadows*
LATER
Candy is sitting on the toilet reading the newspaper.
Candy: I think the turds are done poring out of my crack now *looks over and sees there is know more toilet paper*
Candy: oh god no
Just then Bonnie opens the door with toilet paper in his hands.
Candy: uhh thanks Bonnie *takes toilet paper*
YOU ARE READING
THE STUPIDITY OF FNAF
RandomTHIS BOOK IS ABOUT THE ANIMATRONICS DOING WEIRD AND STUPID THINGS! READ IT OR FREDDY WILL TRY TO EAT YOUR PANTS TONIGHT! WARNING: This book may have mature words and actions in it....and really bad grammar. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!! Also, this book wi...
