Magical Turd!

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Foxy: be right back guys. I've gotta go to the toilet.

Chica: hurry back! I wanna finish this stupid monopoly game.

Foxy runs to the bathroom and sits on the toilet. He pushed out a couple of big ones. Then he herd big foot steps coming towards him. Foxy new it was Freddy because Freddy walks really loud.

Foxy: Freddy I know your there

Freddy: oh! Umm...you do?

Foxy: yep so what are you doing in here?

Freddy: umm nothing...I..I was just making sure you were alright.

Foxy: umm ok? I'm fine and can you please leave I'm trying to take a crap.

Freddy: ok I'll leave

Foxy: finally alone

After a couple of minutes of farting and turd water splashing out of Foxys butt cheeks, Foxy flushed the toilet and walked out of the stall. When he walked out of the stall he bumped into Freddy.

Foxy: what are you still going in the bathroom!

Freddy: I just like to umm...chill in the bathroom sometimes.

Foxy: well ok then?

Foxy walks out of the bathroom leaving Freddy alone in the bathroom. Foxy returns to his game with Chica.

Chica: yay your back!

Foxy: let's play!

2 HOURS LATER
Chica: I'm tired of this game

Foxy: yeah

Chica: have you seen Freddy anywhere?

Foxy: no last time I saw him he was in the bathroom.

Chica: let's go see if he's in there.

The two walk to the bathroom. When they came in they saw toilet water in the in the floor and Freddy's head stuck in the toilet.

Foxy: WHAT THE CRAP ARE YOU DOING FREDDY?!

Freddy: I just wanted a taste of your turds foxy.

Foxy: WHAT?!?

Freddy runs over to Foxy and knocks him over.

Foxy: Freddy what are you doing?!

Freddy: I WANT YOUR TURDS!

Freddy sticks his tongue in Foxys butt crack. Chica runs to a near by toilet and throws up in it.

Freddy: YOUR TURDS ARE MAGICAL!

Just then I magic turd came out of Foxys butt, It was flying in mid air.

Magical turd: I am the magical turd! I will grant you one wish!

Freddy: i wish I was in turd land!

Magical turd: your turd wish is granted!

The magical turd waved his magical wand and then POOF Freddy was in turd land.

Freddy: YAY!

Then turds with bikinis walked up to Freddy and started twerking on him.
THE END!

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