Freddy was napping in a dark corner. (don't ask why he's sleeping in a dark corner) he was awoken by a wonderful smell going up is smelling holes. He got up and followed the smell. He followed the smell all the way to pirates cove. He peeked inside to find Foxy laying down naked with his eyes closed. He had his butt sticking it the air, letting all the butt smells come out.
Freddy: oh that butthole.....such power. The insides look nice.
Freddy couldn't resist. He went inside pirates cove and stuck his nose up the foxes ass. Foxy screeched in pain.
Foxy: AHHH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!
Freddy: your butthole brings wonders to the nose. *sniffs*
Foxy: GET YOUR NOSE OUT OF ME BUTT! IT HURTS!
Freddy: NO!! *shoves nose in deeper*
Foxy: AHHHH!!!
Foxy pushed a turd out of his butt and it went straight up Freddy's nose.
Freddy: AHHH!! THERES A TURD IN MY NOSE!
~IN ANOTHER ROOM~
Bonnie: *hears Freddy yell "there's a turd in my nose"*
Bonnie: wtf?
Weed comes shooting out of Bonnie's crack hole. THE END
(sorry for not being active in a while, i was working on a couple of books that i haven't worked on in awhile. I was thinking of doing a 100th chapter special, but i couldn't think of any ideas that will make the chapter special. sorry guys :(
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