Freddy: *wakes up* ugh..where am I? Why am I tied up and on a ship?
Foxy: silence!
Freddy: Foxy? Why are you dressed as Captain Hook?
Foxy: I said SILENCE! If not then I will kill ye!
Bonnie: *flys in* that won't be necessary!
Freddy: Bonnie how are you flying?! And why are you wearing Peter Pans outfit?!
Bonnie: don't worry Freddy! I'll save you from the evil captain Foxy! Tinker Chica, go untie Freddy!
Chica: ok!
Freddy: Chica you look like a little fairy!
Chica: uh duh! I am one! *unties Freddy*
Freddy: ok this is weird! What's going on?!
Bonnie: I'm saving you from the evil captain Foxy!
Bonnie picks Freddy up and flys away to a island.
Bonnie: *puts Freddy down* are you ok?
Freddy: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!
Bonnie: what do you mean?
Freddy: YOUR DRESSED AS PETER PAN, CHICA LOOKS LIKE FREAKING TINKER BELL, AND FOXY LOOKS LIKE CAPTAIN HOOK!
Bonnie: ......
Chica: ......you want pizza?
Freddy: DO I LOOK LIKE I'M IN THE MOOD FOR PIZZA!
Chica: ......yes?
Freddy: .....
Bonnie: I think you should-
Freddy: I'M GOING CRAZY! *runs away screaming*
Bonnie: wait! Come back!
Freddy: AHHHH!!!! *bumps into a tree and blacks out*
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Freddy: *wakes up* ugh...where I'm I?
Chica: oh thank goodness your ok!
Foxy: we were worried about ye lad.
Bonnie: dude you were talking in your sleep.
Freddy: wait Bonnie, your not dressed as Peter Pan anymore!
Bonnie: huh?
Freddy: and Chica, your not a little fairy anymore! And Foxy, you don't look like Captain Hook anymore!
Foxy: what are ye talking about lad?
Bonnie: yeah, Foxy always looks like Captain Hook.
Foxy: *looks at Bonnie* ......
Bonnie: what?
Chica: Freddy, I think you just had a bad dream.
Freddy: you could be right, but it all seemed so real.
Foxy: that's because it is laddie!
Freddy: wha?
Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy changed back into Peter Pan characters.
Freddy: NOOOO!!!!!!
The End
(I'm eating a pickle)
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RandomTHIS BOOK IS ABOUT THE ANIMATRONICS DOING WEIRD AND STUPID THINGS! READ IT OR FREDDY WILL TRY TO EAT YOUR PANTS TONIGHT! WARNING: This book may have mature words and actions in it....and really bad grammar. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!! Also, this book wi...
