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Mike walked into Freddyfazbears pizzeri, ready to start his shift. He walked to the stage and stared at the animatronics for a moment, then he flipped them off and continued his walk to his office. He walked inside of his office, sat down in his chair, and began checking through the cameras. All of a sudden, the power went out.
Mike: OH COME ON! I JUST GOT STARTED! *slams tablet on to ground*
Mike was expecting to see Freddy's face light up, but it didn't.
Mike: umm....hello?
The lights turn back on. Mike gasped when he saw Freddy, Chica, Bonnie,Foxy, candy the cat, and Foxys_weed standing in front of him holding a big cake.
Everyone: happy birthday Mike!
Mike: *tears up* aww thanks you guys!
Foxy: ah no problem. It was all Chica's idea.
Mike: thanks, but I have one question....why is Candy waring a bikini?
Candy: it makes me look sexyyyyy
Bonnie: trust me it does NOT look sexy!
Candy: oh Bonnie, Stop hiding the love! *hugs Bonnie*
Bonnie: somebody please get this faggot off of me.
Foxys_weed: *sprays Candy with a spray bottle* get off of him! Bad cat! Bad!
Candy: 😿
Chica: ok then? Mike, blow out your candles!
Mike: ok!
When Mike was just about to blow out the candles, he noticed the icing on the cake spelled 'guess what day it is?'
Mike: .....it's hump day....
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!
Freddy: ok, enough joking around. It's time to cut the cake!
Everyone gets a slice of the cake. Mike takes the first bite.
Mike: *spits up cake and coughs* oh my g- *coughs* Dang Chica, what did you put in that cake?!
Chica: I didn't make the cake, Foxys_weed did.
Mike: *looks at Foxys_weed: what did you put in this cake?
Foxys_weed: oh you know, stuff like cake mix, eggs, and some weed-
Everyone: WHAT?! YOU PUT WEED IN THE CAKE?!
Foxys_weed: yep, I guess it's a moon cake now. *puts on mlg glasses*
Springtrap: *runs into room* hey guys! Sorry I'm late. Mike, I got you a gift.
Mike: thanks.
Mike opens his gift and Barney popped out of the box.
Barney: 🎶I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME!🎶
Freddy: OH NO! HE'S SINGING THE SONG!
Barney eats everyone. The end.
KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
THE STUPIDITY OF FNAF
AcakTHIS BOOK IS ABOUT THE ANIMATRONICS DOING WEIRD AND STUPID THINGS! READ IT OR FREDDY WILL TRY TO EAT YOUR PANTS TONIGHT! WARNING: This book may have mature words and actions in it....and really bad grammar. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!! Also, this book wi...
