Freddy: WHO TOOK MY HAT?!?
Springtrap: *comes out of shadows holding while Freddy's hat* surprise mother fucka
Freddy: *gasp* springtrap, Give me my hat back!
Springtrap: I'll give you you're hat back if you let me be the main character of Fnaf
Freddy: umm you might wanna ask Scott about that because he's the one who made me the main character.
Springtrap: oh ok. Where do I find him?
Freddy: you can't find him, you have to summon him.
Springtrap: how?
Freddy: well, you have you put and a bikini top and a pink skirt, and you have to do a little dance.
Springtrap: seriously? Is there another way to do it?
Freddy: DO YOU WANT TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTER ARE NAH?!
Springtrap: yes
Freddy: THEN DO WHAT I SAID!
LATER
Springtrap: ugh I hate this! Can I start dancing now to get to over with?
Freddy: NOT YET!
Freddy: *whispers* you got the camera ready Foxy?
Foxy: yep hehe
Freddy: OK SPRINGTRAP YOU CAN START DANCING! lol
Springtrap: *dances like a pretty princess*
MINUTES LATER
Springtrap: when is Scott going to appear?! *keeps dancing*
Freddy: never
Springtrap: what?! But you said-
Foxy: it was a prank and we got it all on video.
Springtrap: WHAT?! YOU BETTER NOT PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET!
Foxy: *is already siting on the computer* too late laddie! *presses publish button*
Springtrap: AHHH!!!!
END
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