Freddy: hey there kids! Are ya having a good time at Freddy Fazbears pizza?
Kids: YEAH!
Chica: ok kids, it's autograph time! Come up here so you can get our autograph!
Kids: yay!
All kids line up for autographs
Freddy: hi there little girl! What's you're name?
Parry: my name is Parry *farts*
Freddy: umm...ok? Here's your autograph?
Parry: marry me
Freddy: what?
Parry: marry me! *grabs Freddy's face*
Freddy: AHH!!! GET HER OFF!!
Parry's mom: *takes Parry off of Freddy's face* I'm so sorry! Parry you are so grounded!
Chica: well that was weird?
Freddy: ......I'll be right back
Chica: umm ok then? Oh! Hi little boy! What's your name?
Jeff: my names Jeff
(does that sound familiar to you😏😂)
Chica: hello Jeff! So-
Jeff: my names Jeff
Chica: yeah you already-
Jeff: my names Jeff
Chica: .......
Jeff: .......
Chica: o-
Jeff: Jeff
Chica: 😑......here's your autograph kid
Jeff: *walks away with autograph*
Bonnie: that was weird
Chica: I know right? Look Bonnie someone wants your autograph!
Bonnie: oh! Hey there little guy! What's your name?
Richard: Richard
Bonnie: hi Richard! How old are y-
Richard: I have to piss.
Bonnie: umm Richard, you know 'piss' is a bad word right?
Richard's mom: OH MY GOD! BONNIE SAID PISS TO MY KID! SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!
The cops come and take Bonnie to jail.
Chica: 😦
Freddy: hey, what did I miss?
Chica: 😦
Freddy: umm Chica? Hello?
Chica: 😦
Freddy: ?
END
I forgot to put Foxy in this chapter.I'm too lazy to add Foxy😫 oh well, I guess you have to deal with Foxyless chapter.
Foxy: wait! I'm here! Don't end it ye-
THE END
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RandomTHIS BOOK IS ABOUT THE ANIMATRONICS DOING WEIRD AND STUPID THINGS! READ IT OR FREDDY WILL TRY TO EAT YOUR PANTS TONIGHT! WARNING: This book may have mature words and actions in it....and really bad grammar. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!! Also, this book wi...
