Rebel: Ok from the top now... 1, 2, 3, and 4!!!!
*Attack on Titan cast starts to sing their version of "Die Young" by Ke$ha*
Armin: SCREW THIS! The main character just DIED. I gotta get out of her before I run into another-WHOA.
Jean: I just heard Armin scream. What the crap's going on?
Eren: Bitch , YOU'D SCREAM TOO
Jean: Wanna bet your other arm?
Eren: TO KILL YOU, I JUST NEED ONE
Marco: Hey guys, come on. Please don't fight. No one's gonna die young
Other Boy: Not gonna die young
Other Girl: Our love won't die young
Group: Hey, Marco's right. 'Cause tonight, no one's gonna die young
Marco: Half-baked, but still, we'll be fine. We're not gonna die young
Jean: "I'm not gonna die" Half of that's a god damn lie. Damn fools, out their minds. Guess they forgot that one time
Jean: I mean it's not like it was episode one (Eren: u kno?)
Jean: I wasn't there but heard it wasn't that fun (Eren: fo sho)
Marco: Half of me wants to say that you're right (Eren: yea) But I know you'll lead us through this fight
Other Boy: HOLY CRAP, WE SCREWED UP OUR LIVES (Eren: uh-huh) FIGHTING TITANS 'TILL WE DIE
Thomas: I'm Thomas Wagner, I'll-
Jean: He'll be the first one to die
Marco: Hey have you met my friend Jean? He's a funny guy...
Other Boy: Baby you're safe in my arms
Other Girl: I know our love will survive!
Jean: NOT PAST EPISODE 5. Huh? OH CRAP THEY ALL DIED. HOW'M I STILL ALIVE?
Marco: Guess I was wrong. In this arc, everybody dies young
Marco: Hope I survive...
Jean: MARCO DIED? Tell me how, please, someone
Levi: 'Sup punks, little dorks. Welcome to the Survey Corps. Think you're safe, but you're not. Grab a cape and buckle up
Jean: Aw, man, I can't believe I joined with these jerks (Levi: u know?)
Connie: OH MAN I'M GONNA DIE
Sasha: I'M GONNA BE SICK (Levi: fo sho)
Eren: QUIT YOUR WHINING, WE GOTTA GO (Levi: yea)
Jean: MARCO'S DEAD YOU DOPE
Eren: WHAT? I DIDN'T KNOW!
Armin: This is it, we're going outside (Levi: uh-huh)
Group: Fighting Titans 'till we die
Reiner: Check out that Titan's butt
Armin: Reiner, wait!
Jean: WHAT THE HECK?!
Reiner: Hey, I'm okay. Bet you thought that I was done
Armin: I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU ¬¬¬_____
Jean: Armin, hey bro. You alright?
Reiner: Because we gotta go
Eren: Thought I heard Armin Scream
Levi: No one cares
Eren: But Heich-
Levi: Shut up. That Titan chick's dropping squads. To kingdom come
Eren: Hey, shouldn't I-
Levi: Not a chance.
Levi: We must advance. Let them go, or we're gonna die young
Eren: Hnn... I never have any fun...
Petra: Too cute to die young {......petraplz}
Jean: My best friend's gone, but not I. I'm not gonna die young.........
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Rebel: You have been blessed by another booty-ful song. I had to get the nightcore version because they didn't have the full song....;-;
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