Armin: *looks at Rebel and sighs*...do I have to?
Rebel: *nods furiously*
Armin: *pouts*....but why?
Rebel:....because you ate my last crate of oreo pocky.....
Armin:...*rolls his eyes*....Attention all readers.....Rebel has made a brand new book.....called....*looks at the script*....What the fuck kind of name is that?
Rebel:....a Copyrighted name...now stop stalling...or do I have to send my yaoi boys here to punish you?-.-
Armin:.....okay then...whatever...Rebel...*looks at the paper and sighs*....ITS NEW!!!! ITS CRAZY!!! ITS THE VERY BOOK EVERY ANIME CRACK FAN OF ATTACK ON TITAN, FAIRY TAIL, SOUL EATER AND ECT. SHOULD READ!!! ITS COMES GAY FROM A FUCKED UP FANGIRL'S MIND!!!
Rebel: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?!?!?!
Armin: *smirks and keeps yelling* ITS THE NEW BOOK CALLED "From The Crazy Fangirlian Mind of Rebelia Royale With Love <3" CHECK IT OUT LIKE IT WAS YOUR BAE'S BOOTY-FUL ASS!!! NOW AVAILABLE UNLIKE REBEL ROYALE'S MAIN BAE DATING PROFILE!
Rebel: *is in shock*....*tackles Armin and pins him down*.........*plots an attack on Armin for in the new book* Readers...please check out my new book to see what is Armin's punishment^^
Armin: RAPE!!!!!!!! THIS WOMAN IS RAPING ME!!!!!! RAPE!!!!!!!!!
Rebel: *smiles evily*...bye bye for now...hehe....^^
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AoT Crack Time!!!!
RandomHere is some all natural Attack on titan crack. Songs, Ship wars, and others are hidden within this book.
