Rebel: *walks into the room and notices that everyone is knocked out and bottles of saké everywhere all empty* Hm....I wonder what happened while I was gone....
*100 hours before*
Eren: Yo guys lookie at what I found! *holds up a huge crate full of Saké*
Mikasa: *looks at Eren and gasps* Ohy god...let me see them! *graps the crate and take out a bottle and takes a sip*
Levi: What is this bitch doing? *looks at Mikasa down the small bottle*
Mikasa: Yes it is...Its Saké!!!*holds the bottle above her head*
Eren: um...what is Saké?
Mikasa:*le gasp* It is a alcoholic drink of my people!
Levi: So...like whiskey?
Armin: No and yes....Armin's fabulous fun facts-Saké is a Japanese alcoholic drink that makes you drunk really quickly...
Christa: Know it all...*pouts*
Everyone: *grabs a bottle and starts to drink it*
*Half a hour later*
Everyone: *passed out from the sleeping poison in the saké*
Nimra:*walks in to the room* Finally they are asleep!!! Now for revenge against Armin and his friends for leaving me behind at Wall Maria....*laughs evily*
*99 and a half hours later*
Everyone: *wakes up and screams loudly*
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Nimra strikes again.....with washable markers and a Jigglypuff mentality.....*facepalms*
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