Rebel: Welcome back. Eren has something of important matters to tell Levi.
Eren: You kicked me in a room full of fifty people
Leaving footprints in my cheeks
A kingdom that wants to kill me
Saved my life with your two feet
The titans coming
But I can't help noticing
How you spin so fast
And your nice ass...
Your furrowed brows
And chiseled chest
Make me blush and take away my breath
Oh please agree
To marry me
Set our love free!
Oh heichou! Oh heichou!
Don't care you're less than five foot four
Oh heichou! Oh heichou!
Slam my face into the floor!
I don't care that you're twice my age
I think you're really hot
The fact you're old never bothered me anyway
I don't mind the height difference
And how your legs are really short
'Couse I know they're inverse proportioned
To your big titanic sword
Humanity's strongest is quite rude
And likes to make jokes about poop
But in his heart, I can see...
Beauty!
Oh heichou! Oh heichou!
Swinging through the trees
Oh heichou! Oh heichou!
Hair flowing through the breeze
And here I'll stand
Always by your side
I hope neither of us dies...
I'll kill the titans so that one day you'll be free
To see the land outside,
A caged bird you will never be
We'll see the ocean then these words I'll finally say
I love your heart and soul
But only on that day
Oh heichou! Oh heichou!
I won't let you die within these walls
Oh heichou! Oh heichou!
I swear I'll give it my all
Let me confess!
I like your cleanliness!
Come on Levi!
Let's make this anime a hentai!!!
Levi: *walks over to Eren and kisses him on the lips*
Eren: *Blushes* O//////O
Rebel: YES!!!!!! MY OTP HAS COME TRUE!!!!!!!!
Mikasa: *stares down Levi*
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