AoT Crack Time!!!!

More Marco jokes.....

Jean: *flushes toilet*

AoT/SnK fandom: SEE?? HE STILL LOVES MARCO. HE DID THAT FOR MARCO OMG I CANT BELAIVEBA
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Whenever I half-ass something, or get 50%, or half of me is interested; my roommate and I refer to this as "pulling a Marco".
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"My cousin was kind of complaining why Marco died and just suddenly said "uggggh I wish Marco would come back to lifeeeee" and I just said "if he ever did, he wouldn't be half the man he used to be" and then he was like "oh yeah well at least my pun about Petra was tree-rific" and I just slapped him and said "I CAN DISS SOME PEOPLE'S DEATH BUT NOT PETRA YOU BITCH" and then he said "so it was okay to diss Marco's death" and I just slapped him again and we got into a bad-pun fight and it lasted for two hours"
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The last song Marco listened to was Far Too Young To Die by Panic! At the Disco. He really jinxed that shit.
Other songs he is NOT allow to listen to:
John Mayer (Half of My Heart)
Jay Brannan (Half Boyfriend)
Nick Lachey (What's Left of Me)
The Band Perry (If I Die Young)
And several others, including Barry Manilow.
Not for any particular reason, it's just that NOBODY like Barry Manilow.
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Marco Bodt Pickup Line: Are you Marco Bodt? Cuz I'd like to split you in half I'll take my leave now
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If Marco were a rapper, he'd be 50 Cent
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Random AoT fangirl: Marco's alive! Listen to my Marco's alive theory! Marco is a titan shifter!

Rebel: *walks up infront of her with Marco's corspe* Nope he is dead^^

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Rebel: Hey kids lets play a new version of Marco polo. Someone yells Marco and we all wait for Jean to break down crying.^^

Jean: You monster T^T
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baby: ma...ma-ma..

mom: are you trying to say mama? :D

baby: ma.. ma-marco's dead
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Man, all I do is make Marco jokes left and right.............