TheGentleman: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Mr. Cheese: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Player: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Veteran: You're like 15 years old
Player: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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Bro: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Stoner: Stop romanticizing the past.
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Captain: What does 'take out' mean?
Stoner: Food.
Bro: Dating
Player: Murder
Mr. Cheese: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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Mr. Cheese: I turned out perfectly fine!
TheGentleman: Mr. Cheese, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Mr. Cheese: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
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Mr. Cheese: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
Mr. Egg: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Mr. Cheese: Jokes on you, I can't do math
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Mr. Cheese: I trust Mr. Egg.
TheGentleman: You think they know what they're doing?
Mr. Cheese: I wouldn't go that far.
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Player: Hey, TheGentleman? Can I get some dating advice?
TheGentleman: Just because I'm with Mr. Cheese doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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Player: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
TheGentleman: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Stoner: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
TheGentleman: Good thinking.
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Player: Hewwo.
TheGentleman: Hihiiiiii!
Stoner: Greetings, Humans.
Mother: Three kinds of people.
Mr. Cheese: I want pudding.
Player: Four kinds of people.
Mr. Egg: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Mother: Five kinds of people.
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Bro: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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Player: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
TheGentleman: >:O language
Stoner: Yeah watch your fucking language
Mr. Cheese: OKAY WHO TAUGHT STONER THE FUCK WORD?
Mother: 'The fuck word'.
Mr. Egg: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Stoner: Oh my god they censored it
Mother: Say fuck, Mr. Egg.
Stoner: Do it, Mr. Egg. Say fuck.
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Timmy: God, give me patience.
Franklin: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Timmy: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Timmy: HELP! I TOLD MOTHER I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Franklin, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Captain: I'm going to take you out
Player: great, it's a date!
Captain: I meant that as a threat.
Player: See you at five!
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Captain: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Stoner: Okay.
Captain: And make out during the scary parts.
Stoner: Th-
Stoner: The scary parts.
Stoner: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Yeah, some of these don't make sense, but these are randomly generated, so it doesn't matter. I'm not even sure how many of these are supposed to be in one chapter, but it's fine.
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Among Us Logic Shit
HumorI've been seeing a bunch of these so I decided to make my own. It'll probably suck, but it is what it is. I might delete this anyways. This'll be mostly headcanons and maybe one-shots and art. THIS WILL NOT INCLUDE ANY SMUTS OR LEMONS. However, t...
