This one was requested by @MaryExsists90
I hope it's decent because I don't really know what to do with this one. I apologize if it's not as good as you hoped.
Also, I'm sorry for not posting in a few days, this story is why. Just so you know, if I'm posting slower than molasses on a Thursday afternoon, it's probably because I'm writing something.
Location: Polus
Crewmates: Blue, Not Orange, Mother, Bro, Dum, Captain, TheGentleman, Mr. Cheese
Impostors: Player and Veteran
Blue's POV
I'm gonna be honest here: Captain's lobby is one of the most fun ones I've played in. It's always fun to see a bunch of losers try to figure things out; the key word here is try. Also, the conversations that they have are hilarious! They're especially funny when people get mad about stupid things like when their color is stolen. I think I might join them again, but I won't be alone.
"Welcome back, Blue!" that oddly cheery fellow, Captain, greets me. "Hey," I reply. "How's things? Has anything interesting happened in this lobby lately?" "Something interesting always happens in my lobby, Blue," he replies.
Yeah, we need some spicing up before everyone else gets here.
I pull out my phone and text my best friend, Not Orange, and ask him if he wants to join the lobby.
Me: "Hey, want to join that lobby full of noobs?"
Not Orange: "Yeah, of course I wanna see those idiots fail again!"
Me: "K I'll send you the join code."
Shortly after, he's here, and I'm really excited about it. I can't wait to win again with him again!
Oh, the biggest noob in this lobby is here, too. The red one, I mean.
"So you guys are back," he greets us.
"Yep," I reply.
"And we'll make sure you won't win," Not Orange adds. "Not that you'll ever win anyway."
"For your information, I've already won two games, so there!" Player exclaims as I try not to laugh.
"For you that's ok, I guess, but it still sucks," I say between chuckles.
Not Orange's POV
Wow, it's been too long since I've been in a lobby with these idiots! I'm surprised my best pal Blue was able to find them again! Well, I guess if there's a will, there's a way.
"WHAT?!"
I turn around to see the yellow Mr. Cheese behind me.
"I'm orange! Give me my color back!"
"Nah, then my joke wouldn't be funny."
"It was never funny!"
"Wait, why am I green again?" someone different asks. Oh, it's just Veteran.
"The only reason why I'm yellow right now is because of this unfunny piece of shit!" Mr. Cheese exclaims.
"Thank you!" I exclaim.
"What...the...fuck...? Do you think it's funny to steal my color, you little shit?!" some guy I've never met before threatens Blue.
Wait, who IS this guy? It says his name is Bro. Maybe I should get him to shut up.
With no further thinking, I spray him in the face with my spray bottle.
"What the fuck, dude?! Who the fuck sprays people in the face?!"
"I do. Now shut up before I do it again."
"Do you really think-"
I spray him again.
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