I'm making this chapter because I'm getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow, and that gave me the idea to make this! I'm lowkey pretty nervous about it. Anyways, let's begin!
Player: He's crying a lot, not because he's in pain, but because he's feeling a little emotional
Veteran: Says a bunch of random shit that he'll regret and probably won't remember later
Captain: Is clingy and doesn't want to be left alone
TheGentleman: Is mad because Mr. Cheese is taking videos of him and posting them to Instagram and Snapchat
Mr. Cheese: A combination of the first four
Mother: She got hers removed at a young age, and she acted pretty normally but did sometimes randomly sing show tunes
Stoner: Acted pretty much the same as he normally does
Engineer: Is somehow doing math? Gnome thinks it's cute
Gnome: Is yelling for literally no reason
Bday: Wants to eat foooooood
Rose: Doesn't like the numbing stuff
Dum: Cries a lot and basically acts like a kid
Bro: Acts pretty vulnerable but doesn't let anyone see
Noob: Pretends like she's doing fine but is screaming internally
Mr. Egg: Wants to cuddddddddle
Poopyfarts96: Farts more than usual
Sheriff: Won't stop singing Lil Nas X
Angel: Gives away all of the details on every single one of the people she's killed, but no one believes her
Ninja: Speaks entirely in English until the anesthesia wears off
Goober: Speaks entirely in gibberish and doesn't stop even when the anesthesia wears off
Greaser: Is convinced that his hair is gone
SirClogsworth: Talks about how once he swallowed his harmonica (the story is entirely cap)
Baggy: Attempts to rap "Look At Me Now" by Chris Brown
Flamingo: Is convinced that he's actually a flamingo
Blue: The conspiracy theorist, makes theories that don't make sense
Not Orange: Can't stop laughing
Hunter: Talks about the time he was abducted by aliens
Rookie: Takes a nap as soon as he wakes up from the surgery
Happy: "WHERE THE FUCK IS BALTHAZAR?! DID THEY TAKE MY BALTHAZAR?!"
Hornsly: Opens up about some of his fantasies
Wizard: Talks about the time he discovered his powers, left his muggle school, and got to go to a school for wizards like him
Anyways, that was this chapter, probably wasn't very good, as I have no experience with getting my wisdom teeth removed yet. I hope you guys enjoyed it anyway.
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