Explanation for this chapter: Some of y'all might not know who this is, but Coaimhe in this chapter is a character from 's story Area Codes. She's canonically Dream's girlfriend in this book (since our 2 books are in the same universe) Also! Her name is pronounced Quee-va :] That's all you should need to know for the chapter to understand it, tho! Enjoy :D
"Hello chat!" I greet my incoming viewers "I have a very special guest with me today, guess who it is"
I look over at my chat
user1829: RANBOO??
dreamnotfoundisreal: IS IT DREAM
mellohi_and_cat: RANBOOB, MAYBE?
sallywasnothere: hey sky!!
somepersonlmao5624: ANOTHER MEETUP?
Guysplease19: RANBOOOOO
"No chat, it's not Ranboo. I swear he is always in y'all's mind. You all have serious problems. Guess again"
ihaveajuicebox: DANNY DAVITO
ranbobb: OBAMA
xxlilyexistsigxx: THE ROCK
"Yes chat. I am with former president Barack Obama. You guys are fucking idiots" I sigh
I look over at my special guest and I put a finger up to my lips, indicating for her not say anything yet
"I shall give you a hint, since I'm so incredibly nice. It is a woman"
I look back at the chat and read out the names I see "Michelle Obama, Drista, The Queen, Patches, Addi- hell no I'm not with Addison Racist. C'mon chat, it's not that hard. Think of a woman that isn't famous and that is known on the community"
"I saw it! I saw someone say it!" Coaimhe says next to me
"Jesus, finally!" I say in relief "Chat, Coaimhe is with me! Otherwise known as number girl. If you don't know, it's Clay's beautiful girlfriend" I say with a lipbite
"Chat, she did the lipbite. I saw it in person"
"I did indeed do the lipbite"
Chat explodes at the mention of her
"Sup chat. I am here to mine some crafts"
"That's right! I'm gonna show her around Mcdonaldssmp"
"You have an entire Minecraft server dedicated to Mcdonald's?" She asks
"Yep, it was the server that I created with Ranboo and got my big growth in viewers" I explain
"The Mcdonald's God have smiled upon you"
"Indeed they have, indeed they have" I say as I log onto the server "Time for you to take over controls"
"Alright then, how do I control?" She asks
"Here, W to go forward, A to go left, S to go back, D to go right.." I explain to her all of the controls
*Time skip to after you show her the controls brought to you by Gogy*
"...And then you can press tab to see who's online" I finish explaining
She presses tab to see that Tommy, Quackity, and Phil were online
"Do you wanna say hi to anyone?" I ask
"Sure, who's Ph-one-laza" She tries to pronounce his username
I burst out in laughter "It's pronounced Philza"
"How was I supposed to know?" She asks
"You really think that everyone goes around calling him 'Ph-one-laza'?"
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|Faceless| ~(Ranboo x OC)~
Fanfiction!!I WROTE THIS BOOK BACK IN 2020 OR SMTH. it's discontinued, i don't feel comfortable writing about Ranboo in a romantic sense and im sorry this exists lmfao. also fuck dream and wilbur soot!!!! Dream asks his younger sister, Willow, to start stream...
