Day: Wednesday
Days until Ranboo leaves: 5
Aaron by Neil Cicierga played as I started the stream. Said stream was titled "QNA LMAO W/RANBOOB"
"WELCOME CHAT I'M WITH A MAN WHO LIKES BOOBS" I scream to my chat
"WHAT- IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU WANT TO OPEN YOUR STREAM TO??" Ranboo yells beside me
"Yes, yes it is. This is what you signed up for when you became my friend"
"I didn't have much of a choice, my fans loved you so I just had to make content with you" He says, obviously not meaning it
"Welp" I clap "That's gonna be the stream for today, I'm going to go cry!"
"Bucket list item, making Sky cry. Can I get an amen, chat?" Ranboo says
"Fake friend, I can kick you out of my house, y'know"
✅Sapnap: KICK EM OUT
✅Sapnap: KICK EM OUT
✅Sapnap: KICK EM OUT
mcyt_stan8008: THIS STREAM IS ALREADY CHAOS
pikachoop: LMAOOO
"Okay chat, ignoring Ranboo's burning hatred for me, send us some questions! We'll look through donos, and chat, maybe Twitter?"
"The first thing I read was 'What's your favorite Bo Burham song?' I swear if I hear that question one more time-" Ranboo says, placing his head in his hands
I laugh at his disappointment "Well mine is either All Eyes On Me or Unpaid Intern"
"WABABDPAPAPDA" Ranboo says, referring to the very ending of Unpaid Intern
We laugh at our stupidity and continue answering question
*Time skip brought to you by I really wanna change the world but can't change my clothes*
"This absolute asshole kept purposely saying my real name throughout the vlog we recorded today" I said, pointing at him
"It was really funny"
"Yeah but now I'm gonna have to edit it all out"
"That's what I'm here to do"
"Edit? Oh thank you so much, I'll give you all the footage later. You're a lifesaver" I say sarcastically, knowing he was joking
"I was kidding-"
"Oh, I know. You're still editing it though"
"I have been absolutely nae naed"
"WHAT IS THEIR NAME, TELL US RANBOO" The dono read
"ALICE. HER REAL NAME IS ALICE" Ranboo shouts
"YOOOO NAME REVEAL??" I put my hands on my face in fake surprise
*Another time skip brought to you by the brown and green m&ms*
"NO CHAT. IT WAS A JOKE. MY NAME IS NOT ACTUALLY ALICE. YOU GUYS ATE ABSOLUTE DUMBASSES" I yell into my mic
"Awwww come on, I wanted to keep the bit for at least a week" Ranboo says in sadness
"Well so did I but Karl and Quackity will not stop dming me. You forget that you, Tubbo, Niki, Wilbur, Tommy, Techno, Phil, and the dream team are the only people that know my real name" I explain
"Oh gosh" He laughs "What're they saying"
I show him the dms in my phone
Karl Jacobs
YOU ARE READING
|Faceless| ~(Ranboo x OC)~
Fanfiction!!I WROTE THIS BOOK BACK IN 2020 OR SMTH. it's discontinued, i don't feel comfortable writing about Ranboo in a romantic sense and im sorry this exists lmfao. also fuck dream and wilbur soot!!!! Dream asks his younger sister, Willow, to start stream...
