Funny Little Love

The Foreign Sweetheart

3

"Now, everyone settle down.", the teacher announced in a way as if this spoilt little bunch of always-horny teenagers were still kids. "As you may have already noticed, there is a new student sitting amidst us. Welcome Cain, the exchange student all the way from England. Why don't you come up here and introduce yourself to your classmates?".

"Hi. I'm Cain," Cain, the breathtakingly handsome, muscular tall guy from England, started, "All my life, I studied in a school in West London and the only previous notions and feels of America I ever got was from all the stories and the movies. Even the thought of this wonderful country would enthuse in me a feeling of joy, ecstasy and a tremendous longing to experience Americana firsthand. I am very excited that I got the chance. I am glad that I get to experience American high school first hand for this entire year and also experience the flair of the American Education System. Also, I'm really thankful that both you and me could overcome this deadly pandemic even though we missed a year and are here present to experience the current times. Thank You.", he ended with a hella handsome, glamorous smile.

Applause erupted across the class, especially from the girls' corner.

Even after Cain came back and sat down on his seat, words like "WOW" and "DELICIOUS" were being heard.

Alex was still staring at Cain. A drop of drool was about to spill out from the corner of his mouth when their Sex Ed teacher blared in her usual loud, conditionally angry voice "Enough with the aroused comments. Shut it!".

"Turn to the starting of Chapter 2.", she instructed.

"Today, we'll learn about the concept of clitoral stimulation. Clitoris is a button like structure just above the vaginal opening, though it is not just limited to that. It is not just a button but also an entire physiological structure inside and...", she continued.

Alex could already see girls' hands exchanging money and betting on who would get Cain first.

"The clitoris is almost a hundred times as sensitive as the tip of the penis and can be easily stimulated by soft contact. You can also –".

Cain interrupted, "Ma'am, what about gay sex?".

Miss Sands asked, "Yes? What about gay sex?"

"How do we stimulate our partner while engaged in gay sex?", Cain asked bluntly, as the girls started a loud frustrated whisper.

"Well, you could use stimulate the anus with your tongue or your fingers, of course, after douching (clearing the anus of all fecal remnants and unhealthy factors) though you don't actually need douching because there usually are no remnants after you defecate.", Miss Sands clarified.

A loud sound of "UGH" resounded across the classroom.

"HEY, there is nothing to feel so grossed out. Anal sex is pretty common in the animal kingdom. Our ancestors, the apes have done it for thousands of years. So it's kind of natural for the anus to clean itself out. Why do you wanna know about gay sex, Cain?", Miss Sands asked curiously with a smirk.

"Oh, because it's pretty normal and its criminally under-discussed and also, I'm gay myself and I feel the need for it being discussed in the classroom so that students don't have to turn to porn to know more about it.", Cain said.

Alex's heart did a tumble-roll. WHAT WAS THAT? He's GAY? While Alex got excited, the disappointment inside the girls' minds was so great that Alex felt it kind of had its own gravitational field.

Alex was about to decide that he had a massive crush on Cain when he physically slapped himself (which made people look at him like he was the craziest freak in town) and said inside his mind, "Is it really that easy for me to have crush on just anyone I see any day?".