Lemons

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Arlo: OW MY EYE!!!

Sera: WTF happened?

Arlo: I'M CUTTING FUCKING LEMONS AND IT SQUIRT IN MY EYE!!!

John: Why?

Remi: Aren't you like president?

Arlo: I WAS UNTIL I WANTED LEMONADE!!

Emerson: Don't you have a butler?

Arlo: I did until he decided to quit.

Isen: Why not we talk about Lemons?

Fiore: Why? Lemons are just fruit.

Sera: She is sooooo dumb.

Emerson: Because she is not a hoe like you.

Blyke: BURN!

Sera: I'M not the one who fucked a cucumber in my butt even though I'm straight.

Blyke: Guys forgive and forget.

Isen: No one answered my question.

Arlo: Sure! I'm up for it!

Arlo: OW! FUCKING LEMON!!!

John: Use a fork.

Arlo: Good idea.

Sera: BAD Idea!

Arlo: OW IT MADE IT WORSE!!

John: Hehhehehe

Sera: I'm so horny.

John: So?

Arlo: John, just no. You are an ass.

John: STFU

Sera: UGGGHHHH!!!!

Isen: Has anyone put lemon juice in their anal or vaginal hole?

Emerson: No sick fuck!

Emerson has renamed Isen to Sick Fuck.

Sick Fuck: Fuck.

Sera: JOHN!!!

John: I ain't in the mood.

Blyke: Uh oh.

Sick Fuck: FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

Fiore: Stop chanting you sick fuck.

Fiore: Also what does lemon mean?

Emerson: It means that it's basically porno or a sexuall story.

Arlo: Lemonade is doooooone!

John: Pro-Tip, Lemonade helps you see when you pour it on your eyes!

Sick Fuck: Whoa cool!

Arlo: OK, I try.

Arlo: AHHHHHH!!! IT BURNS!!!

John: I'm an evil mother fucker.

Remi: Arlo stop listening to him.

Arlo: I should.

John: I have a free plastic fork. Who wants it?

Arlo: ME ME ME!!

Sick Fuck: Hey, where's the lemon stories.

John: So one time Sera got on her knees and.......?

Emerson: Fuck this is a chat I can't interrupt.

John: Sera finish the story.

Sera: No, I'm horny NOW.

John: I'll finish.

Sick Fuck: I like lemons.

John: She blew me off.

Emerson: Fiore go grab that gun under that drawer.

Fiore: Why.

Emerson: I want to die.

Fiore: NO HE SHOT HIMSELF!!

Remi: WHAT?!

Blyke: NO!

Arlo: *sip*

Emerson: Fuck I missed.

Fiore: Oh thank God.

Emerson: Imma try again.

Fiore: There's only one bullet.

Emerson: Fuck.

Sick Fuck: More lemons plz!!

Blyke: Why am I friends with you.

Blyke: Well, Remi and I cuddled with a giant teddy bear together. That's the closes we have ever gotten to actual sex.

Sick Fuck: That is disappointing.

Arlo: GOOD.

Sick Fuck: As my name implies, more.

......

John: We got Arlo, Emerson and Fiore left.

Arlo: Elaine and I accidentally shared a tooth brush.

Blyke: That's it?

John: PAAATHETIC!!!

Arlo: Then she tugged on my pants and it fell. You know what happened next.

John: Not pathetic.

Blyke: OK so we have some interesting lemons.

Remi: We do.

Sera: JOHN I'M HORNY!!!!

John: Well I can't do it in the chat!!

Emerson: You accused me of doing it on the chat the other day.

John: Good point.

Sera: JOHN!!!!!!!!

Blyke: Do you have that HTML file of hacking into that microphone?

Emerson: No. I never did that.

Blyke: I meant the file that you DOWNLOAD.

Emerson: Yeah, that I have. Here= michack.html

Blyke: Thanks :)

Sera: JOHN IF YOU DO NOT PLEASE ME IN FIVE MINUTES!!!!!!

John: FINE!!!!

Blyke: Aw the hack don't work.

Arlo: GOOD.

Blyke: It required Mac OS X 10.3, I dont have a old Mac or a Mac.

Sick Fuck: YOU ARE UP!!!!

Emerson: Pls no.

Fiore: Fuck me.

Emerson: No.

Fiore: I meant as a cuss word.

Emerson: OK so what do I say?

Fiore: What happened yesterday.

Emerson: No.

Fiore: We have too. It is lemon time.

Emerson: Well, uh we made out on a kitchen counter. It was starting to escalate until my phone rang and I got embarrassed.

Sick Fuck: So no..?

Emerson: Nope.

Arlo: I am shutting down these servers for an hour.

John: Why?!

Arlo: Because I am your leader and I hate this chat right now.



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