I GOT MY NOTE 5 WORKING NOW!!! CONSTANT UPDATES ARE BACK!!!
John: Ah!
Isen: u haven sex again?
John: No, I finally activated my copy of Windows XP.
Emerson: Joon, stop with the Windows XP shit. Asslo gave you a MacBook. Use it.
John: I refuse to, too simple.
Blyke: Yet he can't learn linux.
Emerson: The first computer I had came with Debian Linux and I learned all the shit in a week, without guide books.
Remi: Isn't Mac O.S. UNIX?
Emerson: It is, it's not simple. He's thinking of iOS.
Arlo: John just stop being an ass.
John: Says asslo.
Elaine: ooh, I found cookies.
Arlo: THOSE ARE NOT COOKIES ELAINE!! DON'T EAT THEM!!
Elaine: Then what are they?
Sera: Are those the Air Tags I bought you yesterday so you wouldn't lose your keys?
John: Arlo looses his keys?!
Arlo: Yes and Yes.
Fiore: BREAKING NEWS: The President loses his keys! Commicrats laugh at their supposed opponent.
Arlo: That was on the news this morning.
Fiore: I THOUGHT THAT WAS A JOKE?!?
Emerson: *sigh*
Blyke: Windows 7 is cool.
Emerson: CAN Y'ALL JUST STOP WITH THE OUTDATED SHIT. I can give Grace to Blyke but XP tho? That is horrible. It lost support 7 years ago.
John: 7?! I THOUGHT THAT WAS 7 MINUTES AGO?!?!
Sera: John is very stupid.
Fiore: That is why his name is Joon.
John: Joon is not my name!
Blyke: Shut up Joon.
Remi: Guys, my iPhone crashed.
Sera: Why? They are expensive because they don't crash.
Remi: Its an iPhone 3GS.
Emerson: Again with the old shit.
Remi: I thought you had an old phone too?
Emerson: It is slightly old and I can make it new by flashing roms newer than the official supported version.
Arlo: I guess iPhone 6 is old.
Emerson: It is but still supported so you get a pass.
John: JUST STOP TALKING NERD SHIT!!!!
Emerson: 1. I get a pass because I don't look or dress like a nerd and 2. You shit up about sex and stop posting your half rape session s.
Blyke: BURN!!!!🤣
John: Hello darkness my old friend.
Isen: I've come to speak with you again.
John: STOP SHARING MY DEPRESSION!!!
Isen: Sowy.
Sera: What are you like 3?
Blyke: I had to babysit him once because he was acting 3.
John: FUCK GOOGLE IS NOT RUNNING!!!!
Emerson: These people and old devices.
Arlo: Joon you know it's old if even chrome doesn't work.
John: FINE I USE MACBOOK!!! I HATE STEVE JOBS!!!
Sera: Why?
John: I dunno, I have no genuine reason.
Arlo: That's John for ya.
Emerson has renamed John to Generic Joon.
Generic Joon: If one day I ever accidently put Joon in my job applicant I will never forgive myself.
Isen: Guys I'm poor.
Generic Joon: So?
Isen: I still have iPhone 1. Plz give spare newer one.
Emerson: I have a Galaxy J3 Orbit?
Isen: EWWW ANDROID, POOR!!!
Emerson: 1. You are poor. 2. ANDROID is my main phone and I'm not homeless. 3. Your phone is old as shit so I am offering a new one and 4. How dare you saw eww when YOU are poor.
Elaine: r/entitledpeople
Arlo: Guys I'm bored of signing papers.
Emerson: Go kill John with an army.
Arlo: Great idea! Thanks!
Generic Joon: NOOO!!
Generic Joon: AHH THERE'S ARMY MEN AT MY FRONT DOOR!!! THEY HAVE GUNNNSSS!!!
Sera: You have an ability.
Generic Joon: Oh yeah. I killed a whole school when I was younger. DIEEE BITCHESS!!!!
Arlo: Operation Kill Joon was a failure.
Generic Joon: THAT WAS A REAL OPERATION?!
Arlo: Yep.
Blyke: You sadistic asslo.
Sera: John, what 9 + 10?
Generic Joon: 21.
Blyke: He is literally stupid at basic math.
Emerson: Yet he says modern computers are too simple for him.
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unOrdinary: Hidden - Chatfic ∆
General FictionTHERES A LOT OF HORNY CRACK SHIT!!! OK, so this is a chatfic based on my story unordinary: Hidden My original characters are here and this mostly follows the events of Hidden. Main ships are Jeraphina and Blemi though I may do a little Asslo x Toot...
