NACHOOOOOOS

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John: I must eat.

Isen: Why?

John: Because I am hungry.

Isen: For ass?

John: Isen, who is a level 4 and who is a level 7.5?

Isen: I dunno.

Remi: Press F to pay respects to Isen.

Emerson: F U.

Remi: Wrong combination.

Emerson: OOPS meant F U 2.

John: I'm still hungry.

Sera: What do you want?

John: Dunno, I think I just want some candy.

Isen: Vaginal Candy?

John: YOU NEED HELP YOU SICK FUCK!

Isen: Sowy.

Sera: You are not sowy.

John: Oh, I have some really long lollipops here!

Blyke: You...have really long lollipops? Are you sure they are not......?

John: Its not dildos cucumber Blyke.

Blyke: My life is forever ruined.

Sera: Can I have some candy?

John: There nacho candy.

Emerson: Dude, she's your gf.

John: It still not hers.

Sera: Thats mean John.

Remi: Blyke look! I ordered nachos from grubhub!

Blyke: Nachos? What a coincidence.

Arlo: Buddup.

Emerson: WHISTLE WHISTLE WHISTLEEE.

Arlo: Buddup.

Emerson: WHISTLE WHISTLE WHISTLEEE!!

Arlo: Buddup.

John: Stop doing the damn grubhub ad.

Sera: John, be nice.

John: Nah.

Fiore: AHHH NACHOOOOS!!

Arlo: Why are you scared of nachos?

Emerson: 1. Its nacho problem and 2. That's our code word for nest of bees.

Sera: John, you have to share.

John: No because you are going to beat me up and laugh at me for being a cripple.

Blyke: New Bostin?

Isen: yup.

John: Hmph.

Sera: You have serious mental issues.

John: You have serious sexual issues.

Arlo: Oh yeah John just got out of the hospital for purple semen.

Isen: AND I TOLD YOU SOOOOO!!!! BUT I HAD TO GOOOOO!!!!

Fiore: Wha?

Remi: Isen is having a hard time deciding between a pen and he felt bad for only getting one.

John: So dramatic.

Arlo: *sip*

John: STOP CHATTING YOUR SIPS!!!

Arlo: No.

Sera: I talked to Jeraphina and we agreed that you are a bad boyfriend.

Blyke: YOU TALK TO YOUR CAT?!

Sera: Its less weird than humping a cucumber.

Emerson: I think John's gay.

Isen: Ah Jarlo.

John: I have mental issues guys.

Emerson: My mom has worse mental issues than you and she copes with it and IS not like you.

Arlo: KiLlInG A wHoLe ScHoOl iS sO tRaMaTiC.

John: IMMA KILL YOU.

Arlo: You wont because secret service kill u first.

John: Fuck.

Sera: John, if you wont share jellybeans. What makes me think that you will share our house, money, kids, family and life?

John: I dunno.

Arlo: Joon is immature.

Emerson: AHHHH MORE NACHOOOOS!!!!

Remi: Yay! Nachos are here.

Arlo: Buddup.

Emerson: Sorry, but no.

Sera: I eat my hidden stash of chocolate cake.

John: Can I have some?

Sera: Its nacho cake.

Isen: Karma.

John: You are only saying karma because you are the only one here who does not have a partner.

Fiore: Emerson, can I borrow some money?

Emerson: Sure!

Sera: they have it right.

John: It still nacho candy.














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