TV's are deadly

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Arlo: I just bought myself a fancy 8K TV.

Blyke: Nobody cares.

John: Sera, remember when Plasma was the rich people TV?

Sera: I had one.

Isen: I love television.

Remi: I saw you watch porn on you 150 inch TV Isen!

Emerson: How does a man, that poor. Have that large of a TV?

Sera: You guys are not going to believe this.

Elaine: What is it?

Sera: So William gave John his old computer while he was in middle school. It still had a CRT monitor in it.

Fiore: That's believable. Horrible story.

Sera: Until John installed video games on it and got so angry he hit the CRT.

Emerson: THAT'S A BAD IDEA!!!

Sera: Shards of vacuumized glass was all over the place.

John: I went the hospital that day.

Emerson: Dude! CRTs are deadly if you break them!

John: And I simply don't care.

Arlo: Would anyone want a free sample of White House Blend™?

Remi: Someone take this man's coffee AWAY.

Elaine: But he's giving it away for free.

Remi: Good point.

John: Hey Sera, did you mount the TV this morning?

Sera: No, I forgot.

John: Ah its OK. I'll carry on with my stuff.

Fiore: I need ice cream.

Emerson: No you don't.

Fiore: Yes I do.

Emerson: No you don't.

Fiore: Yes I do.

Emerson: No you don't.

Fiore: Yes I do.

Emerson: No you don't.

Blyke: SHUT UP!!!

Sera: OMG JOHN!!

Arlo: What happened?

Sera: THE TV JUST FELL ON JOHN!!

John: Wow that was awesome!

Sera: Are you hurt?!

John:

 Sera: YOU ARE NOT HAVING THE TV FALL ON YOU AGAIN!

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Sera: YOU ARE NOT HAVING THE TV FALL ON YOU AGAIN!

John: But.

Arlo: Smmh John acts 3.

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