Joon's Haircut sucks

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Remi: Why, why, why do we not have gummy bears in the cabinets?

Blyke: Because normal people don't store candy in their house.

John: I just got a new haircut!

Sera: Really?

John: Yeah! I paid top dollar for it!

Arlo: Hopefully it looks less like shit.

Fiore: Why do you always have to be an ass?

Sera: Send a pic of the haircut please!

John: noooo.🤭

Sera: Please!

John: OK! Here!

Sera: What the actual fuck

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Sera: What the actual fuck.

Blyke: Uhh.

Arlo: Nope, looks worse.

Isen: Kinky.

Remi: Half-bangs? Wha?

Fiore: Its-

Emerson: Bad.

Sera: OK look, you looked hot like this.

Sera: OK look, you looked hot like this

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Sera: You were. OK? With this hairgel hot fucking mess.

 OK? With this hairgel hot fucking mess

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Sera: But thus new one? Horrible.

John: I paid 300$! 😭

Arlo: Someone give this man a razor.

Emerson: How about wax instead?

John: Guys its not that bad.

Blyke: Says the wimpy dude who gets half raped every week.

John: Says cucumber blyke.

Blyke: Its just a sexual pleasing thing. Straight men do it all the time.

Isen: Like Arlo! :)

Arlo: HEY!

Sera: You ain't getting half raped with THAT haircut.

John:

John: Why me?

Fiore: Just fix it with a comb.

John: I CANT OK!

Remi: Well its not too bad.

Sera: Why do I have to get him?

Fiore: You are lucky.

Sera: W H Y?

Fiore: Mine is staring at beyblades again.

Emerson: auuuuutism.

Isen: You know he does it on purpose.

Fiore: I know, that's the worse part.

John: MY HAIR CUT IS HORRIBLE AND I THOUGHT I LOOKED SLICK!!!!

Arlo: You thought many things. Like you could get away with being a cripple.

John: SERA TIME REVERSE IT!!

Sera: It doesn't work that way Joon.

John: STOP CALLING ME JOON!

Sera: You deserve it.

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