THERES A LOT OF HORNY CRACK SHIT!!!
OK, so this is a chatfic based on my story unordinary: Hidden My original characters are here and this mostly follows the events of Hidden. Main ships are Jeraphina and Blemi though I may do a little Asslo x Toot...
John: Speaking of politics. I have to admit something.
Sera: What is it?
Isen: TELL!
John: I joined the National Socialist party.
Blyke: What's so bad.
Emerson: OH HELL NOOOO!!!!
Fiore: What?
Emerson: HE JUST JOINED THE NAZI PARTY!!!
Sera: Nazis are right winger.
Emerson: So tyranny, eugenics and forced labor is completely the opposite of communism. Yeah right. It says SOCIALIST in the name!
Emerson: What does public school teach these days?
Isen: Not everyone is homeschooled like you! >:(
Emerson: So?
John: I'm sorry.
Arlo: JOHN HATES JEWS!
John: No that's you.
Arlo: But I DISLIKE Mexicans.
Remi: You said the other day that you hated them.
Sera: So John. You are now an evil party, designed for killing people.
John: Yes.
Sera: That's a German party. Why?
John: I dunno. Just felt like it.
John: Do you still wuv me?
Sera: Ugh, yes I do.
Arlo: Well Osama Bin Joon is now Adolf Joon. Lol.
Blyke: Anyway. I got a D in history.
Isen: Lol you suck. I got an F+
Remi: Isen that's really worse.
Isen: THE PLUS THO!!
Blyke: You are so damn stupid Isen.
John: Can I take you out on a date.
Sera: Always.
John: I'll put on a nice uniform.
Arlo: He said uniform.
Fiore: Concerning.
Blyke: Probably just a typo.
Emerson: SS Joon.
Sera: OK I'm ready.
John: So am I.
Sera:
Sera: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!?!
John: Clothes.
Isen: So obvious.
Sera: LOOK AT THIS SHIT!!!
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Arlo: SAY WHAT?!
Arlo has renamed John to Adolf Joon.
Remi: I have several questions. Like how did you grow a mustache like that?
Adolf Joon: Practice.
Sera: John you cannot go in public looking like that!
Adolf Joon: But I have made many old German friends.
Arlo: You stupid IDIOT!!
Adolf Joon: Besides its not offensive.
Emerson: Its offensive to British, French, Russian, German, American AND ESPECIALLY Jewish people.
Adolf Joon: So?
Arlo: John and his so's.
Sera: I CANNOT BELIEVE I'M DATING A NAZI!!
Adolf Joon: I cannot believe that you still love me.
Emerson: I always knew something was up with him.
Fiore: Really?
John: I think I once got blowed off by a German girl when I was 15.
Isen: Kinky.
Remi: Ew.
Fiore: Lemme guess IT WAS CLAIRE!!
Blyke: Claire sounds German.
Emerson: Maybe her grandfather was a SS/SA member.
Adolf Joon: You guys it wasn't Claire. She's not German.
Sera: YOU'RE NOT GERMAN!!
Adolf Joon: I know. I just want to be one.
Arlo: Why?
Adolf Joon: Cause I want German root beer.
Fiore: That is a stupid reason why?
Sera: Why do I have to get the Nazi? I wish I had someone like my cousin has.
Emerson: Noted.
Adolf Joon: I WANT GERMAN ROOT BEER!!
Adolf Joon: WHERE'S FEIGELINE?!
Emerson has renamed Arlo to Feigeline.
Feigeline: HEY!! I'M NOT A NAZI!!
Adolf Joon: BRING ME FEIGELINE!! FEIGELINE, FEIGELINE, FEIGELINE!!!!
Feigeline has renamed himself to Arlo.
Arlo: I'm not your Nazi ally John.
Emerson: You seem Aryan.
Sera: Blonde and blue eyed.
Arlo: Fuck.
Sera: I'm breaking with you John!
Adolf Joon: ITS THE COMMUNISTS FAULT!! WAR IS ENACTED!!
Emerson: That's not why you idiot.
Adolf Joon: Where's my root beer.
Fiore: Your not getting anything with the word beer in it.
Arlo: Oh wait I gave him German made beer that was created during the beginning of the Third Reich.
Remi: John becomes what he drinks.
Sera: He once drank Scottish whiskey and the next hour he was in a kilt.
Adolf Joon: I MUST KILL ALL IMPURE HUMANS!!
Arlo: You need spankings.
Adolf Joon: No! I hate spankings!
Arlo: Would you do the honors Miss Seraphina?
Sera: It would be my pleasure!
Adolf Joon: NO! MOMMY! HELP MEEEEE!!!!!
Blyke: He's calling for his mom?
Isen: Poor Jane Doe.
Adolf Joon: AH MY ASS HURTS!!! SERA STOP!!! OUUUCH!!!
Sera: AND TAKE OFF THAT UNIFORM!!
John: Yes officer.
Fiore: Joon putted into submission.
Arlo: Oh no. Don't say that.
Blyke: We all know what happens next when you say that.
Adolf Joon: GET OFF MEE!!! OWWW STOP BEATING MY PENIS!!! OUCH!!! GEY GET OFF ME!! DONT FUCK ME IM IN PAIN YOU SADISTIC BITCH!!! HEEEEEELLLPPP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
