During the time the cast was off chat, they decided to take ANOTHER vacation but this time to a campsite. We are going to fast forward to them arriving there.
Sera: Ow, my back was sore from Arlo's cheap ass van.
Arlo: Hey! It was a Mercedes!
Elaine: Expensive.
Sera: Still cheap.
John: Rich people fighting over what is expensive.
Isen: I just bought an iPhone 4 from eBay and they are fighting over car brands?!
Blyke: Guys, who knows how to set up a tent?
Emerson: Me.
Remi: Good because none of us do.
John: I brought my hunting rifle!
Sera: John. Why?
John: Because Sera. I CAN KILL DEER!!
Arlo: We don't live near ANY deer.
John: Aw. I could kill rabbits.
Arlo: WHERE?
John: Fuck you Arlo.
Isen: Guys I need some help.
Blyke: Why?
Isen: I'm building an outhouse.
Fiore: EW WHY?!
Isen: What? You wanna shit in a bush?!
Remi: He has a point.
Elaine: Maybe I do.
Blyke: Ugh fine. I'll fucking help you Isen.
Arlo: Seraphina. My van is NOT cheap.
Sera: Say that to the judge.
John: Sera. Your back hurts. Nobody cares.
Sera: YOU SHOULD CARE!
John: If I did, I would get laid tonight.
Sera: See?
John: But I want to hunt tonight.
Arlo: I SAID THERE IS NO WILDLIFE!
John: YOU ONLY SAID NO RABBITS OR DEER!! I CAN HUNT SNAKES AND BIRDS!!
Sera: Ew, gross.
Emerson: Tent is done!
Elaine: Finally I can get some shut eye.
Isen: OK, who said it was OK for Blyke to bring his DS?
John: Ew you still have one of those?
Blyke: First of all its a 3DS! Second, its not disgusting.
Emerson: He's just jealous because Seraphina got him an iPhone instead of a Switch for his birthday.
Sera: iPhone's are better!
John: Can they play Mario U?
Sera: No?
John: Then no.
Arlo: SOMEONE POPPED MY VAN'S TIRE!
Sera: Focus on camping and NOT on your cheapass van.
Arlo: I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!
Fiore: Hey look I got a fire!
Isen: I'm done with my markdown outhouse.
Blyke: You had to use an actual toilet.
Isen: Better than a bucket.™
Remi: Can we make S'mores with it?
Fiore: Yeah we can!
Emerson: Except Arlo brought saltines instead of graham crackers.
Elaine: What?!
John: Arlo. Ew.
Sera: Arlo that is disgusting.
Elaine: ARLO WHY DID YOU BRING SALTINES?!
Arlo: Because Boston S'mores are saltines, clams and butter.
Arlo: Chocolate, Graham and Marshmallows are for poor people.
Remi: Again with the rich bickering.
Blyke: Arlo still brought saltines! How are we gonna have S'mores!
Emerson: Use Arlo's van to go and buy graham crackers.
Sera: You mean Arlo's cheap ass van.
Arlo: SERA THE SLUT SHUT UP!!
John: Heyyyy! Good rhythm!
Sera: Your not gonna stick up for me?
John: Nah, I'd prefer not to.
Arlo: YES!
Isen: Jarlo.
Blyke: QUIT IT!!
Arlo: Fine I will buy new crackers in the meantime! Please be productive.
- Arlo leaves -
Sera: OK who wants to go through Arlo's clothes and throw them in the river?
John: Me!
Emerson: Me!
Blyke: Me!
Isen: Me!
Fiore: Me!
Elaine: Me!
Remi: Me!
Sera: So then its settled.
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unOrdinary: Hidden - Chatfic ∆
General FictionTHERES A LOT OF HORNY CRACK SHIT!!! OK, so this is a chatfic based on my story unordinary: Hidden My original characters are here and this mostly follows the events of Hidden. Main ships are Jeraphina and Blemi though I may do a little Asslo x Toot...
