Skylanders

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Emerson: I'm going to leave to play video games.

Blyke: Why? Sonic is more important than us?

Emerson: Skylanders is.

Arlo: the fuck?

John: Oh I loved that game! I had all of the original figures.

Fiore: This idiot has almost every one.

Emerson: :D

Sera: Wait, you had that game?

John: Yeah. You?

Sera: The only video game so play are on my phone.

Blyke: I played Skylanders on my phone. I think the trap team one.

Sera: Fuck you and your nerdy shit.

Emerson: It was successful enough to have Nintendo and PlayStation characters in it.

Blyke: It was also the only other video game to have a parade balloon. The other being Sonic.

Arlo: STOP TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES! THEY ARE RETARDED!

John: Shut up boomer.

Blyke: Yeah shut up.

Arlo: IM A GEN Z LIKE YOU GUYS!!

Emerson: I thought he was a millennial.

John: I thought he was a boomer.

Sera: You guys are so stupid.

Arlo: STOP MAKING FUN OF MEEEE!!

John: I ordered a Xbox from amazon to your house. Go play games like a normal person.

Arlo: I have a switch.

John: The switch that attitude and go play games.

Sera: I thoughtful you were too port to afford a new Xbox?

John: I know. That's why it is coming out of your bank account.

Blyke: What was your favorite Skylander? Mine is the Series 3 Prism Break.

John: I liked Krypt King.

Emerson: Spitfire.

Sera: Oh my god stop. You idiots.

Fiore: This is amusing.

Emerson: Fi' you want to play? Its multiplayer!

Fiore: But I have errands to do. Remember?

Emerson: Oh yeah.

John: Can I come over?

Emerson: Hell yeah!

Sera: You are going to leave your girlfriend to go play games about plastic toys?

John: Yeah, so?

Sera: You are unbelievable.

John: You are too bossy. Bye!

Sera: 🤬

Emerson: Let's play this shit until the game is over!

John: Fuck yeah! Nostalgia baby!

Arlo: Now I miss my childhood. I was so happy until I turned 12. Then I became.....

Isen: Asslo.

Blyke: I know I use to like Skylanders but I have a girlfriend now. I have a new story to play!

Emerson:

John:

Emerson: Yeah, fuck him.

John: Agreed.

Remi: Agreed.

Blyke: REMI!

Remi: You fucked a cucumber Blyke. That's it.

Blyke: Please forgive.

Remi: I can't when I caught you doing it a second time yesterday!

Arlo: OOOOOH SHIT HE DID IT AGAIN!!!!

Blyke: But my butt likes it.

John: GAAAAYYY!!!

Isen: So uh Blyke. Wanna hookup?

Blyke: I'm not gay!

Remi: I'm not transgender! I will NOT arouse your butt!

Blyke: I didn't ask for that tho.

Fiore: Why is Blyke weird?

Remi: He onced simped over Zeke!

Blyke: I did not!

Remi: I caught you kissing a photo of Zeke.

John: Ew I hate Zeke.

Sera: So do I?

Emerson: Who? The Team Rocket James knockoff?

Author's Note: Uru-chan does love Pokémon so it would only Mae sense. When I first saw Zeke all I can think about was how much he looked exactly like James from Pokémon.

Blyke: I'm sorry!.

John: Blyko boy is GAY!

Fiore: Maybe he's Bi?

John: or GAY!

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