Washing Machine

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John: ugh I feel like shit.

Sera: You should, you've been out for two days.

John: Because of you.

Fiore: Hey I know now what Emerson is.

Emerson: No you don't, nice try.

Fiore: I hate you.

John: I'm in a washing machine.

Arlo: You mean shower?

John: Nope.

Blyke: HOW?!

John: Elastic ability.

Isen: I open Office XP.

Remi: Why use old software?

Isen: Because I'm cheap as shit.

Blyke: His smartphone is a iPhone 1.

John: Still in here.

Arlo: How are you texting in the washing machine? Won't ur phone get bent?

John: Thats why I use Galaxy Z Flip.

Sera: I bought it for him as a Im sorry present.

Fiore: You should be sorry.

Arlo: I still have iPhone 6.

Blyke: Why?

Arlo: If it aint broke, don't fix it.

Emerson: I still use a gaming PC from 2009.

Sera: Whoa really?!

Emerson: Yeah, it runs Win 10 and it has 8gb of RAM, an i5-2400 and a AMD Radeon HD 5850.

Blyke: I don't know what those mean.

Emerson: It means you are uneducated.

John: Still washing.

Isen: Good luck.

John: AH SHIT THE SPIN CYCLE NOOO!!!!

Fiore: This is why you never get in a washing machine kids.

John: HEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!! SEEEERRRRAAA!!!!

John: UUIODYBG WCDQWRJM*P)?_

Arlo: Spin cycle for ya.


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