John: ugh I feel like shit.
Sera: You should, you've been out for two days.
John: Because of you.
Fiore: Hey I know now what Emerson is.
Emerson: No you don't, nice try.
Fiore: I hate you.
John: I'm in a washing machine.
Arlo: You mean shower?
John: Nope.
Blyke: HOW?!
John: Elastic ability.
Isen: I open Office XP.
Remi: Why use old software?
Isen: Because I'm cheap as shit.
Blyke: His smartphone is a iPhone 1.
John: Still in here.
Arlo: How are you texting in the washing machine? Won't ur phone get bent?
John: Thats why I use Galaxy Z Flip.
Sera: I bought it for him as a Im sorry present.
Fiore: You should be sorry.
Arlo: I still have iPhone 6.
Blyke: Why?
Arlo: If it aint broke, don't fix it.
Emerson: I still use a gaming PC from 2009.
Sera: Whoa really?!
Emerson: Yeah, it runs Win 10 and it has 8gb of RAM, an i5-2400 and a AMD Radeon HD 5850.
Blyke: I don't know what those mean.
Emerson: It means you are uneducated.
John: Still washing.
Isen: Good luck.
John: AH SHIT THE SPIN CYCLE NOOO!!!!
Fiore: This is why you never get in a washing machine kids.
John: HEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!! SEEEERRRRAAA!!!!
John: UUIODYBG WCDQWRJM*P)?_
Arlo: Spin cycle for ya.
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unOrdinary: Hidden - Chatfic ∆
General FictionTHERES A LOT OF HORNY CRACK SHIT!!! OK, so this is a chatfic based on my story unordinary: Hidden My original characters are here and this mostly follows the events of Hidden. Main ships are Jeraphina and Blemi though I may do a little Asslo x Toot...