Gay for a day ( WARNING: JARLO )

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Isen: Why guys guess what?!

John: What?

Arlo: If its horny shit, I'm out.

Blyke: Oh god.

Emerson: Why didn't I kill myself yet?

Sera: Hoo boy.

Remi: Please be positive and not sexual.

Elaine: Whu?

Fiore: Pfft. I don't care.

Isen: Why not we be gay for a day!

John:

John: That is absolutely horrible.

Elaine: I don't understand why we would do that?

Isen: Imagine. If you were GAY!

Emerson: You do realize that its 2021 and calling someone gay is not hurtful as there are actual gay people its not the 90's anymore Isen.

Isen: Imagine!

Arlo: Wouldn't be too bad to try though?

Sera: Do we have to kiss and have sex?

Isen: That's optional.

Remi: GOOD.

Blyke: OK fine. I'll try it.

John: Should be easy for you cucumber Blyke.

Blyke: At least nobody ships me like JARLO!!

Isen: Hey I like that ship!

John: Wait I'm gay today right?

Isen: Yes.

John: OH HELL NO!!

Sera: Wait?

John: AHH ARLO GET AWAY FROM MEEEEE!!! DON'T HALF RAPE ME TOOO!!!

Arlo: The fuck man? I didn't do anything to you!

Remi: Who do I hookup with?

Sera: Me!

Isen: Kinky.

John: Oh shut the fuck up for once!

Arlo: Its you and me John.

John: I hAvE mEnTaL iSsUeS.

Arlo: So what?

John: yOu'lL mAkE tHeM wOrSe.

Arlo: Come over here so I can fuck your butt.

John: AHH NO GET AWAY FROM MEEE!!! I LIKE UH UH I DUNNO FUCK WHO ELSE DO I LIKE?!?!

Blyke: No.

Isen: Yes. You and me.

Sera: You two were always a half couple.

Remi: True true.

Blyke: No we weren't! 😤

Elaine: You and me Fiore!

Fiore: *sarcastic* yay.

Emerson: Aww. A blue like couple.

Fiore: You are fucking weird.

Arlo: Ass looks spot on!

John: GET AWAY FROM MEEE!!!

Isen: I love Jarlo. Its my favorite ship. They are even zodiac compatible!

John: WHAT?!

John: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Arlo: Say that when my hard cucumber is in your butt!

Emerson: Arlo is taking this a little too seriously.

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