John: I need new toys.
Isen: New toys eh?
Sera: Johnny, I didn't know you wanted that..
Arlo: I think he means actual toys.
John: Thanks Arlo.
Emerson: A grown ass teenager, wanting fucking toys.
Remi: Well there are teen toys.
John: That is not what I want.
Emerson: See?
Sera: John what do you mean?!
John: I want a new star wars play set.
Elaine: Again with 3 year old John.
John: But I like toys.
Sera: Except you don't when they are sexual.
John: E. X. A. C. T. L. Y.
Fiore: Aren't video games digital toys?
John: No.
John: They are DIY movies.
Blyke: DIY movies?! 🤣 I'm dying!
Sera: John, you do not a star wars set.
John: BUT I WANT A STAR WARS SET!!
Arlo: Then buy it.
John: I prefer to have a tantrum and let Sera buy it for me.
Sera: JOHN!
Elaine: John, there are plenty of other things than star wars sets.
John: Hmmm. HOT WHEELS CARS!!!
Arlo: Knowing that, I now know not to ever let John get in a car.
Sera: He's gonna have an accident.
John: WHOOOO!!!
Remi: HE TOOK OUR CAR BLYKE!!!
Blyke: WHAT?!
John: GTA IN REAL LIFE BITCHESS!!!
Remi: oops, never mind. He actually is driving a car made for 6 year olds.
Emerson: HOW DOES HE FIT IN THAT THING?!
John: By squishing my crouch.
Arlo: OW!🤯
Blyke: EHF!🤮
Isen: OOH!😱
Remi: Emerson why aren't you feeling man sympathy?
Emerson: I dunno? I have been kicked in the nuts before and its not devastating like they make it out to be.
Blyke: Be quiet with your intersexary.
Emerson: That's not a word.
Blyke: Hmph.
John: REEEEEED ROOOBIN YUUUUUUUM!!
Arlo: John! Did you drink my vodka again?!
John: Maybe.
Sera: You drink without me?!
John: Maybe.
Blyke: How do you squish your crouch?!
John: Simply. Have your girlfriend destroy all your penis nerves from overstimulation.
Fiore: That's not scientific.
John: So? I can do whatever I WANT.
John: Such as have a star wars set.
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unOrdinary: Hidden - Chatfic ∆
General FictionTHERES A LOT OF HORNY CRACK SHIT!!! OK, so this is a chatfic based on my story unordinary: Hidden My original characters are here and this mostly follows the events of Hidden. Main ships are Jeraphina and Blemi though I may do a little Asslo x Toot...
