Emerson: AH FUCK YOU!!!
Arlo: Whut is it?
Emerson: I bought a new phone, it came with this ridiculous excuse for an voice assistant.
John: Samsung Sam?
Sera: Ive heard that as soon as her announcement, hentai was born.
Fiore: Emerson, do you or do you not have the hots for her.
Emerson: No I don't, Im frustrated.
Isen: Why because you cant get in her pants?
Emerson: NO BECAUSE IT DOESNT WORK!!!!
Arlo: I perfer Siri.
Elaine: Why, to cheat on me?
John: We have a lot of accusers.
Isen: AHEM period.
Emerson: FUCK THIS DAMN PHONE!!!!!!
Isen: Why yo say that to my queen?
Blyke: ISEN SIMPS A PHONE!!!
John: That reminds me of that one episode of Big Bang theory where Raj dated his iPhone 4. He was in love with Siri.
Fiore: Ugh I feel like shit. GIVE ME SOME ICE CREAM!!!!!
Isen: See? Period.
Elaine: Maybe just get a different phone?
Emerson: But its a good phone.
Fiore: YOU GAY MOTHER FUCKER GIVE ME SOME ICE CREAM!!!
Emerson: Alright, alright!
Arlo: John would have said so.
John: So?
Blyke: Speaking of gay, Emerson is Inter-
Emerson has blocked 1% of Blyke's Vocabulary
Blyke: Inner rex.
Elaine: Wha?
Sera: Thank god Im High IQ.
Emerson: SAM I SAID OPEN EDGE NOT LOCATIONS FOR MEDS!!!!
Fiore: WHERES MY ICE CREAM?!?!?!
Emerson: Shit, right here.
Isen: Guys, should I eat this rat?
Arlo: No.
John: Want rabies?
Isen: No.
John: Then no.
Emerson: Sam, how do you say fuck you?----Sam: Lucky You!
John: I see ur troubles.
Elaine: I baked a pie!
Fiore: And I'm out of ice cream.
Sera: Girl u gonna get fat.
Fiore: I have a fast metabolism.
John: I just realized, you know that Doc and your sister has 4 kids?
Sera: Yeah?
John: Their abilities are Nightmare Manipulation!!!
Remi: Basically Keon but worse.
John: No memories tho.
Sera: Well you could turn memories into nightmares.
Remi: So basically Keon.
Fiore: One of them is gay and cranky.
John: TIS ENCHILADA!!!
Sera: Enchilada?
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unOrdinary: Hidden - Chatfic ∆
General FictionTHERES A LOT OF HORNY CRACK SHIT!!! OK, so this is a chatfic based on my story unordinary: Hidden My original characters are here and this mostly follows the events of Hidden. Main ships are Jeraphina and Blemi though I may do a little Asslo x Toot...
