Sera: JOOOHHHNNN!!!!!!!
John: WHHAAAATTT!!!!!
Arlo: I love that they fight on chat.
Blyke: We should have mic chat enabled!
Arlo: Agreed.
Remi: But Choo won't.
Sera: I'M HOOOORRRNNNYY AGGAAAIIIN!!!!
John: Again?
John: Can someone give me the ingredients list for that prescription Seraphina takes?
Isen: Here.
IngListForAbilityRestore.pdf
John: Thanks.
John: HDYD SISIDOHD THAT HAD HOR. US AK SIDE ABBFRECRA?!
Arlo: Translates to: Holy shit that has horny for a side effect.
Emerson: I cannot comprehend how you can be that horny.
Fiore: You wanna try?
Emerson: Again.
Sera: JOOOOOOOHHHHHNNN!!!!
Isen: God gave you a weiner, put it to good use.
John: Shut up you sick fuck, I'm going to lose testrone if I keep doing this everyday.
Blyke: EVERYDAY!?! WTF MAN!?
Remi: O shit.
Blyke: What?
Remi: Im babysitting John's cat and it uh has an ability.
Emerson: Tell me about it.
Sera: JOOOOOHHHHNNN!!!!
John: I FUCKDD YOU FIVE MINUTES AGO!!!!!
Arlo: You missaid Fucked.
Emerson: Five minutes ago?
Remi: Ugh imma hungry.
Blyke: I'm deep frying pizza for you.
Arlo: WTF? Why u deep fry pizza?
Blyke: Dunno, cause I can. I also have no use for this fryer.
Isen: Cook fries on it.
Blyke: Nah, I fry weird shit. Like cucumbers.
Fiore: How ironic.
Blyke: Guys, forget that plzzz.
Remi: Mm, deep fryed pizza is good.
Sera: JOOOOOHHHNNNN!!!!!
John: OH fuck no she's in THAT mood I gotta fucking RUN!!!
Fiore: I wish you and I were like that. Always sexually active.
Emerson: No you don't, at least not like them. She's literally gonna kill him if she doesn't get pleased.
John: ME SPAGHETTI MAKER!!! SHE BROKE IT WITH HER TIME BLADES!!
John: SOMEONE CALL 911!!!!!!
Arlo: 911
Blyle: Neen woon woon what's your emergency?
Arlo: Hey uh I have a problem where someone gifriend will kill someone if she doesn't have sex.
John: SEEEERRRAAA MY PENIS IS NOT HARD AND WON'T BE FOR TWO WEEKS!!!! YOU DAMN DRAINED IT!!!!!!
Isen: Suck her vagina. That'll please her. :)
Emerson: How fucking dirty is your damn mind you sick fuck.
John: NOOOO SHE THREW MY HAIRGEL!!!!!!
Remi: Good.
Arlo: I'm wiretapping this.
John: AHHHH GET OF ME!!!
Blyke: How are you texting this?
Remi: I think he has a mic on his keyboard. You know that feature your press when you are texting and are too lazy.
John: GOT YOUR HANDS OFF MY PANTS!!!!
Fiore: This sounds like one of those lemons.
Arlo: But worse.
John: AHHHHH!!! MY PENIS IS BULGING RED!!!
Remi: Dude you need to go the hospital.
Fiore: And cuz, get off those meds. Your ability is long back.
John: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MY SEMEN IS PURPLE!!!!!
Arlo: Imma puke.
Emerson: How the fuck is it purple, do you have scrotum cancer?!
Sera: OK I feel better.
John: I think I'm transgender now.
Blyke: Dude you need hospitalization.
Sera: Nope, I time reverse it.
Arlo: Bad Grammer.
John: ugh, my penis is still soooore.
Sera: Round 2?
John: NO NO!!! AHHHHHH!!!! GET OF ME!!!!!
Blyke: For once John doesn't want ot have sex.
Arlo: John getting half rapped is funny.
John: HEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!
Isen: Suck IT.
John: I WISH NOW!!
Fiore: Poor Ching Choa Joon.
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unOrdinary: Hidden - Chatfic ∆
General FictionTHERES A LOT OF HORNY CRACK SHIT!!! OK, so this is a chatfic based on my story unordinary: Hidden My original characters are here and this mostly follows the events of Hidden. Main ships are Jeraphina and Blemi though I may do a little Asslo x Toot...
