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Tubbo @TubboLive tweeted:
@_redical brutilly murdered my phone and now she's holding me hostage D:

—>Red 🌹 @_redical
He says while POSTING THIS TWEET FROM HIS COMPLETELY WELL WORKING PHONE >:[
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Tubbo @TubboLive
Shhhhh I want them to pity me don't give it away
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User @user1
my serotonin when redbo: 📈📈📈

—>TommyInnit @TommyInnit
What a bad friend haha can't relate I am awesome and much better than anyone who is ginger and I would definitely never hold anyone hostage
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Red 🌹 @_redical
I think your autocorrect might be malfunctioning, it seems to have corrected "no one because Red (follow her @ twitch.tv/Redical) is the best person alive" to "anyone who is ginger" :/
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Red 🌹 @_redical
And I object to that second statement, I'm almost 100% sure Technoblade's orphan farm is under your bed

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Red 🌹 @_redical
TommyInnit is a liar confirmed, Tubbo is perfectly fine and NOT being held hostage
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Red 🌹 @_redical
See look at how happy he is

—> TommyInnit @TommyInnitI would never take photos of you without your consent Tubbo|Tubbo @TubboLiveI thought conset was what Americans call a cubord?|TommyInnit @TommyInnitWhat are you on about bee boy|Red 🌹 @_redicalHe means closet 👍|TommyInn...

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—> TommyInnit @TommyInnit
I would never take photos of you without your consent Tubbo
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Tubbo @TubboLive
I thought conset was what Americans call a cubord?
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TommyInnit @TommyInnit
What are you on about bee boy
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Red 🌹 @_redical
He means closet 👍
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TommyInnit @TommyInnit
Shut up no one asked you

—> Tubbo @TubboLive
Wait Red where have you gone???
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Red 🌹 @_redical
Look in the cafe window
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Tubbo @TubboLive
OH HI!!!!
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Tubbo @TubboLive
What are you doing???

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Tubbo @TubboLive tweeted:
I take it back, she is buying me ice cream right now:D false alarm what a great frend <3

—> TommyInnit @TommyInnit
I'm better though right Tubbo?
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Tubbo @TubboLive
Sure big man 👍
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Red 🌹 @_redical
HAHAH BE JEALOUS OF ME BITCH L






I bite at the inside of my cheek and pretend to fiddle with my purse as the man behind the counter heads over to the ice cream machine, two cones in hand. The café is warm, the air filled with the smell of stale carrot cake, the faint hum of various machines, and waves of cool air from the air conditioning.

Outside the window, Tubbo is hunched over his mobile, tapping away, no doubt posting more tweets about Tommy and me. He looks up and grins at me from beneath his mop of chocolate hair, and sticks out his tongue.

I waggle mine back, before noticing two dark-haired boys behind him, who are gawping in awe. Biting back a smile, I motion for him to turn around. He does so and notices their starstruck faces; he grins at them and they wave shyly.

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