As Time Passes ; sam evans [1]

[britney/brittany]

'All right, who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?' Mr.Shue started off today's lesson.

'He discovered America.' Brittany proudly had answered, which had Finn nodding along.

'Close. He did write an iconic chart topper- "sailing." Mr.shue praised.

'I have a bad feeling about this lesson.' Kurt whispered.

'weirdly enough, me too' I had whispered back.

'Never heard of him, don't want to hear about him.' Tina bluntly spoke.

'Now some people think of the term "easy listening" as a bad thing. But I'm going to let this music speak for itself. You guys love lady Gaga and The Rolling Stones- and you guys are really good about putting it all out there. But really good music can also be controlled, and restrained. It doesn't have to attack an audience, it can let them come to you.' Mr.Shue explained while passing music sheets across the room.

'How could you get caught between the moon and New York City? They're like a hundred miles apart.' A confused Finn questioned.

'Mr.Shue if I may? I think I speak for all of us when I say, it's not that we don't love the idea of spending a week on this silky smooth adult contemporary, it's just that, as teens, this isn't the easiest music for us to relate to.' Kurt sighed. 'However there is, a burgeoning Facebook campaign that has swelled to over five members.' Kurt motioned. 'The ardent demand: that this week, at the fall homecoming assembly the McKinley high school glee club performs a number by- wait for it.' he paused. 'Ms. Britney Spears.' he smiled to himself.

'Spears, Spears, yeah!' Artie praised while everybody else cheered.

'Sorry, Kurt. No, no, no. I don't think she's a very good role model.' Mr.Shue refused.

'But, Mr. Shue, we kind of grew up with her.' Rachel spoke up.

'I agree with Rachel, I mean come on Mr.Shue, She's everybody's role model in here. She has awesome music, which could totally help us maybe gain a new member. Plus I think we're all tired of singing songs that were created when you were in high school.' I explained.

'I don't want to do Britney?' Brittany sadly mumbled.

'Why no Britney, Brittany?' Kurt asked.

'Because my name is also Brittany Spears' she had blurted, Meanwhile everyone quickly turned their heads to where Brittany was directed at with confusion.
'What?!' Mr.Shue confusingly asked.
'What the hell is she talking about?' Mercedes asked clearly getting annoyed.
'My middle name is Susan, my last name is Pierce. That makes me Brittany S. Pierce. "Brittany spierce". Ive lived my entire life in Britney Spears shadow, I will ever be as talented or as famous. I hope you'll all respect what I want in glee club, to remain a place where I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears.' Brittany finished while slightly smiling to herself.

'Makes sense...' I mumbled.

'Well there you have it guys, it's been decided- no Britney. Sorry.' Mr. Shue apologized.

'Thanks, Britt. Thanks a lot.' Kurt replied with clear anger in his voice.

'Leave Brittany alone.' Santana had spoke back with attitude, gently rubbing brittany's back.
'Thank you for understanding. It's been a hard road.' Brittany had sadly responded.
'Um can we move on?' I asked still being confused