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Q: why will a shark avoid eating a clownfish?

A: they taste funny

Q: what's the favourite snack of sea monsters?

A: fish and ships

Q: what do whales like to chew?

A: blubber gum

Q: why are fish such terrible basketball players?

A: they are afraid of the net

Q: how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

A: ten-tickles
















Someone help me-

I'm sorry

These are stupid

Y'all hate me

My life is over-

Who am I kidding, its been over.

PLEASE DONT KILL ME!

IMA GO BEFORE YALL KILL ME EVEN MORE THAN I ALREADY AM-

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